The I-95 Song

[CO Liberal]

The I-95 Song

(written by: Fred Campbell)

*** spoken intro ***

Well I was driving down I-95 the other night,
when somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad,
so I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...

*** sung ***

Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.

Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me,
you deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight.

You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight,
and I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night,
I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right".

And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life,
and somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.

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[shesemsmom]

1. My hubby loves that song

he sings it around here on the days people have given him some sort of crap. It's like it gives him comfort.....lol

[CO Liberal]

2. I Used to Get Lots of Requests For That Song...

...when I was an oldies DJ in bars back in New Jersey.

[unhappycamper]

3. I thought it was the I-93 song. Are you sure it's the I-95 song?

[skygazer]

4. There's nothing BUT born assholes on 95

And 84 is almost as bad. But nothing is as rotten as driving Route 2 across Massachusetts.