HEY!!! DS1!!!

[matcom]

where the HELL is my MOTHER'S DAY CARD!! x(

you bastard! :cry:

[DS1]

1. I'm glad you're finally coming to terms with you being the woman

in the relationship. I'll bring you over a card, and some 80 yr old Scotch later tonight :*

[Misunderestimator]

2. You guys are so sweet...

like soulmates... or... something... :cry:

[DS1]

3. Yeah, we're both LESBIANS too!

:bounce:

[matcom]

5. i AM what i EAT

THAT'S fer sure

[Misunderestimator]

8. Doh!

I knew Mrs. Matcom was hiding something! :bounce:

[matcom]

10. your next sweetheart

:P :* :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Lesbians?

Or drag queens?... I've seen the pics. None of my lesbian friends dress like that. :P

[SOteric]

4. 'Cuz truly... he is the mother of all assholes.

:shrug:

;-)

[matcom]

7. and not even a PHONE CALL!

:cry:

[DS1]

9. His asshole is but an island

And I made it that way

[yvr girl]

11. Did you get anything from Kleeb

I reminded him earlier. Does Pitt still need to give you something too, even though you're with DS1 now? Where is Miss Manners when you need her?

[SOteric]

12. Actually, I believe Martin and Will share him in some sort of

kinky, bizarre, twisted perversion of an open relationship.

[DS1]

13. You say twisted, I say "fun"

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

14. THAT goes without saying

Never have I met two more twisted individuals.

[SOteric]

15. Wait....

who are you saying is more twisted, - DS1 and matcom, or matcom and Will Pitt, or Will Pitt and DS1...? You might just want to change that 'two' to read 'three' and void the contest out entirely.

[yvr girl]

16. They're all twisted

It's hard to keep up.