Didja ever wonder if your pet's size and your's were reversed...

[BikeWriter]

would you be in trouble? :shrug:

[slackmaster]

1. I'd be toast

[BikeWriter]

2. Uh oh! That one would be a hard master, huh?

:)

[slackmaster]

3. He'd first drag me in through the cat door

Then he'd play with me until I stop moving, leave my entrails in the living room and my head in the office like he did the last couple of gophers he caught.

But he's really very nice once you get to know him.

[BikeWriter]

6. Ack! I wouldn't want to be gopher size around him!

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Yeah, I am sure my kitties would either eat me or break me

[BikeWriter]

7. Either of which would seem a bad choice!

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Yes. This is why I chose tiger cats and not actual tigers for my pets.

[BikeWriter]

12. I know what you mean. Whenever I hear of someone being mauled...

by a "pet" lion or tiger I say "Doh?"

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Yes. They are cute and lovely untilt hey eat you.

[BikeWriter]

24. I know you're right, then everyone says, "He never ate anyone before."

[Deja Q]

5. Size of what? Our litter boxes? And, yes, I would be trouble...

My fish nor my bird has a wing-wang-doodle, if that's what you're implying! :wow:

Imagine that... a parrot with a huge honkin' whatsit... :scared:

[BikeWriter]

8. Nope, I was refering to your entire body size.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Logos would puke on me...

...and Olive would kill the hell out of me.

[BikeWriter]

11. Uh oh! That's a bummer!

[SOteric]

13. Nope. No trouble. The little fuzzy knucklehead loves me.

And I still have that opposable thumb thing going on.

[BikeWriter]

14. Oh, which variety of little fuzzy knucklehead is yours?

[SOteric]

15. He is the world's most

doglike cat.

He's a colourpoint ragdoll with big blue eyes. His name is StirFry.

He comes running up to the car when I come home. He licks my nose hello and demands and immediate nuzzling. He follows me from room to room, sleeps curled up next to me on the bed and follows a few simple commands, such as 'stay,' 'come' and 'gimme kiss.' But most shockingly, - he comes when I call him.

[BikeWriter]

16. That's cool. I might like one like that. The last cat I bought...

my stepdaughter was a blue Seal Point Persian. I liked him because he'd lie in ambush for me for hours. He'd wait until I had jeans on and pounce from nowhere and attach himself to my legs. He'd wrestle like a dog then. He also kept the yard dog free when he was allowed outside to play with the children.

[Runcible Spoon]

17. nahhh my horse is 1200 pounds

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

20. Yep, he's already much bigger than you!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

19. Actually, Monty and I are already almost the same size!

[BikeWriter]

21. Do you mean you're altitudinally challenged...

or he's rather, uh, large?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

22. 21 lbs.!

I wish I weighed 21 lbs.! But then, I'm not a toddler anymore.

[BikeWriter]

23. DaMMiTT! Are you sure he's not a panther?