I'm an idiot, just cut off both my hands..

[valis]

oh well... Life goes on..

[DrDebug]

1. You are now a Black Knight

Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

[valis]

8. Well, don't operate a circular saw when you are no pro...

All I can say...

[sui generis]

10. bring OUT ya dead!

(but, I'm not dead yet! Really. I'm feeling much better now. I think I'll go for a walk.)

[yellowcanine]

2. Put some merthiolate on the wounds. Heals them up real nicely.

[Longgrain]

3. So are you typing with your toes now or something.

:shrug:

[Lavender Brown]

4. and yet you can still type

[WI_DEM]

5. how are you posting?

[Hugin]

6. How be you be typing then?

[progmom]

7. part of that statement may well be correct

:shrug:

[Texasgal]

16. heh heh!

TOO GOOD.

[progmom]

17. why, thank you!

;)

i aims to please.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Think Starfish!

Power of positive thinking and all that. Maybe they'll grow back.
The Professor

[valis]

11. You're damn right!

:)

[sniffa]

12. at Least you didn't cut off the hands of an eLderLy Lady

[progmom]

13. sniffa!

:rofl:

:yourock:

[valis]

18. Hey! Why do you gang up on me!??

I may be an idiot, but I'm no imbecile. OK?

[progmom]

19. listen valis

i'm not ganging up on you.


and i may be an idiot, but i recognize repeated flame bait posts when i see them. and it makes me question your motivation. what gives?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

20. What she said

[valis]

21. I'm one of the few people posting interesting threads in the lounge...

Anything beyond "I'm cleaning my belly button, are you?" may be seen as flamebating by you, since people have different opinions... How about "I like steak, therefore I like steak"? Would this be sufficiently noncontroversial for you?

[Name removed]

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[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. How funny that you think your posts are interesting

more like flamebeau to start shitstorms.

[valis]

25. So, a spoof thread like this one is flamebait?

I see, with all the dual-hand amputees out there...

[progmom]

26. it's more of a cumulative thing, valis.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3237373

[Name removed]

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[sui generis]

14. you don't work anywhere that makes chili or custard do you?

[Hugin]

15. Brilliant!

LOL!

[undeterred]

22. Whats your health insurance situation?

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

28. I am locking this.

It has really gotten out of hand.

Thank you.

DU Moderator.