A veterinarian friend says that mules do not vibrate

[swag]

So I'm wondering if Neal Horsley also used vibrating sex toys with his "first girlfriend." Or maybe Horsley's "first girlfriend" was a very special mule.

[peekaloo]

1. I'd imagine he was having trouble keeping the mule still, which he

then mistook for vibrating.

[leftofthedial]

2. he had a gaseous mule

and the wrong hole

he smells so bad himself that he didn't notice

[ET Awful]

3. Maybe it was actually an inflatable mule with multiple vibrating pleasure

openings?

[swag]

4. Did Neal Horsely say what the name of his vibrating "first girlfriend"

was?

I wonder if he bought her presents.

[havocmom]

5. She must have been a very short legged mule

or he had stilts.

[LiberallyInclined]

6. maybe your vetrinarian friend isn't doing right...

Neal's got the touch.

[swag]

7. Yeah, she has had her arm up a cow's ass

but she hasn't fucked any mules.

[LiberallyInclined]

8. it doesn't sound like she's qualified to comment on mule-fucking...

i'll take the word of someone who's been there, done that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Clearly, this vet has not read her Heisenberg.

[swag]

10. Yeah, but she will reach for her revolver if you mention

Schroedinger's Cat.

I really think we need to find out the name of the mule, er, ahem, excuse me, the name of Neal Horsley's "first girlfriend."

[Marnieworld]

11. Has this Vet tried to make a mule vibrate?

Perhaps it only does it when romanced?