Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

[dutchdemocrat]

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Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

(From WTVG-ABC TOLEDO, OHIO), May 3, 2005 — Mother's Day is less than a week away and one Toledo mother has a special and spiritual story to share.

Jesus in Ultrasound?







She gave birth to her first child Friday, but this story begins with an ultrasound with a heavenly twist.

At 5lbs. 1oz., 3-day-old Aaliyah is a big blessing to her mom and dad. The proud parents say they received a sign she is special in an ultrasound photo taken about a month ago. After taking a closer look at the ultrasound they say there's an image of Jesus Christ in it. It's an image mom and dad say they can see in two of the ultrasound images taken that day. It's also a sign that came when they both needed it most.

Pregnancy wasn't easy for Erica Brazier. At seven months, doctors ordered her to bed rest, and high blood pressure brought her to Toledo Hospital. Every four weeks she had an ultrasound to monitor the baby's growth. So, she was a bit nervous until this ultrasound. Little Aaliyah arrived about a month early. She was born Friday after only ten minutes of labor and she is in excellent health.

We checked with Toledo Hospital to make sure the ultrasound photograph was not altered in any way. Administrators tell us the ultrasound photo is exactly the same as what they have on file.

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[jpgray]

1. I see a troll doll

:shrug:

[enigmatic]

2. That's not Jesus, it's Sinbad!

[rawtribe]

4. Looking at

the first picture, I see he has his head rested against some guys right nut. Further proof Jesus is gay. Praise the lard.



:crazy:

[gavodotcom]

3. There's Minnesota behind Jesus's head, too.

You have to tilt your head to the side and squint a little.

And why does it have to be Jesus? It could just as easily be Weird Al Yankovic.

[Robeson]

5. I think what it means, is that the Messiah will be....

...coming out of the state of Minnesota, BUT, in the form, of Weird Al Yankovic....:think:

[MADem]

10. Or Charles Manson, for that matter! n/t

[andino]

6. Well, it's nice to see that it is the traditional 'white' jesus....

[DrDebug]

7. Aaliyah? So Jesus is a woman

Mohammed my friend
it's time to tell the world
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem
and on that fateful day
when she was crucified
she wore Shiseido red
and we drank tea by her side

sweet sweet sweet
used to be so sweet to me

Mohammed my friend
I'm getting very scared
teach me how to love
my brothers who don't know the law
and what about the deal
on the flying trapeze
got a peanut butter hand
but honey do drop in
at the 'Dew Drop Inn'

sweet sweet sweet
between the boys and the bees
sweet sweet sweet
between the boys and the bees

Moses I know
I know you've seen fire
but you never seen fire
until you've seen Pele blow
and I never seen light
but I sure have seen gold
and Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine
until I get my own on a TV show

Ashre ashre ashre ashre
and if I lose my crackerjacks
at the tidal wave
I got a place in the pope's
rubber robe

Mohammed my friend
it's time to tell the world
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem
we both know it was a girl
back in Bethlehem

[illbill]

8. Thats crazy...

:O

[LostInAnomie]

9. Why do we always assume that when mysterious bearded figure...

... shows up in some weird place that it is always Jesus?

I mean honestly, I work with about 4 dudes who are damn near identical to that ultrasound image.