OK the following cliques will be broken up until further notice

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Due to the fact that you are creating problems by knowing and liking each other, there will be a moratorium on the following posters posting to one another:

1) Anyone from Boston...and can it with the Hahvahd Yahd stuff...it's elitist and snotty sounding.

2) Anyone who has ever been to Boston

3) Anyone who actually likes each other.

4) Anyone who has actually met each other

5) Anyone from Chicago ..please do not post to anyone else from Chicago..and your pizzas are NOT the best..New York pizzas are..but you do have a slight edge in cannoli's.

6) Anyone from New York..please converse with other people who are not from New York. Think of it as speech therapy.

7) Anyone who has ever met me..please do not post to me.

8) Members of my imaginary posse..please stop agreeing with me. You're pissing people off.

AND PLEASE FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME..when you bring me a latte..make sure it is hot and has two sweet and low's in it. I don't care for the blue stuff!

:sarcasm:

That is all...oh and Misunderestimator..stop posting to me..even though I met you here..it is a sign of elitism for us to be seen on the same thread together.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Does this mean I have to take you off my cellphone addy book?

:shrug: Does this mean I can't make you cyber okra anymore??? Whatever am I to do?????

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. I TOLD you not to post to me!

Are you deaf? I mean blind?

(oh and can't you just pm me the green?)

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. OMG!!!! I thought you were somebody totally different!!! I do this all the

time...it's always so embarassing...

Forgive me and go on with your life, better off, for not knowing me.


:blush:


(I'll get back to you on that)....

[ET Awful]

2. Soooo . . . according to these new rules, I can no longer talk to myself

Damn, that's gonna be hard :)

[WindRavenX]

3. So...should I throw myself into the Charles River

:cry: :cry: :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

No..there are anti-elitist deprogrammers standing by to dunk your

happy ass in there. Do not rob them of their joy.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. So I can't talk to people from NY, Kleeb, or youngred

Kleeb is everywhere, this is going to be tough...

Never mind. I'm still going to continue talking to them, because I just don't agree with you.


;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. People under the age of 21 should be seen but not heard

Crawl back into your mommy's womb until you are old enough to be taken seriously.

:sarcasm:

[JohnKleeb]

21. hahhahaha

how you doin?

[Thtwudbeme]

5. OK (Michael is drinking Molson, God help us all)

But, he is pissed because you didn't mention US personally.

Mother of God, I am going down for a bourbon.

[Misunderestimator]

17. I want to be cliquish damn it!

So there... :hug: I love you guys... even though I've never met you. Now... I need a beer.

[jonnyblitz]

7. you forgot the saturday morning/afternoon progmom jazz show

clique. :P

[sundog]

10. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:hide:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. See what I mean???

Jazz...jazz..jazzz...you elitist, bourgeoisie pig! Go get a fucking Clay Akin disk and get the fuck over yourself!

[Misunderestimator]

8. God damn it... I thought I was safe until I got to the end of the post..

:cry:

(On edit... I'm sorry to have posted to you just now, but you know how emotional I get.)

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Dammit, I fall under categories # 3 and 4.

So THOSE are the cliques! Finally someone lists them!

Thank God!

I'm not going to hug you or anything, might be seen as clique-ish.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. Nobody should post to you..everyone should put you on ignore

Stop trying to achieve cult status...who do you fucking think you are??? Jim Jones?

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Actually, according to Hippiechick, I'm a bimbo who has never

contributed anything relevant to the mission of DU.

I'll go commit hari-kari now.

[Misunderestimator]

12. And hey.... what's that crack about the damn latte?

[DS1]

13. I'm going to miss my dearly beloved matcom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Go find another chronically unemployed guy with a crappy golf game

to whack off on.

[DS1]

26. Well then..

I see someone's pissed in your double chocalate mint extra extra extra soy mocha grande!

edit: Missy!

[progmom]

14. I qualify for 4 of the 8

Should I just leave?
Give me the word.
It wouldn't take much at this point. x(

[Maestro]

16. Hey whoa

Uh, well can I still pm you? :shrug: ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Talking about PM'ing on threads is elitist and rude

it makes everyone else think you are talking about them. Just because they are paranoid doesn't mean you are not out to get them. Try to demonstrate a little class. Wait demonstrating a little class is elitist. Continue being the pig trash you are but without the private messages.

[barackmyworld]

18. uh-oh, I'm screwed

I GO to Harvard and live in Boston but I am originally from Chicago. I even have the harvard logo as my icon *sigh*

However I have never met the Boston people so can I be saved pleeasse?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. no. You probably are a Skull and Bones plant

Now get the fuck outta here and go talk to someone from Idaho

[Solly Mack]

20. You have an imaginary posse?

Is that like an imaginary friend?

(yeah, yeah. bad joke)

Off to the corner with me....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. No but I think pussy is one of the banned words

[Solly Mack]

40. Oh. We better stick with your imaginary posse then

[leftofthedial]

24. you are right. when you're right, you're right. and you're right

except about Chicago pizza.

[Misunderestimator]

27. See what you people have done? Now she doesn't even answer me...

:mad:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. Goddammit stop posting to me

I'll be home soon...kiss!

[Misunderestimator]

46. LOL

You breaker of your own rules!! :*

[progmom]

62. she didn't answer me either

i'm dead to her

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

72. See... this is just wrong...

I'm verklempt... :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. You forgot the Cleveland Syndicate.

How in the hell could you forget the CLEVELAND SYNDICATE???!!!! :grr:

[JohnKleeb]

33. the same way we forget teh Cleveland Browns

;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. Uh..Beastman..WTFU

there's NOTHING elitist about Cleveland..that's why you post here

[Beware the Beast Man]

50. Oh...yeah...

:(
No love for the north coast. :P

[JohnKleeb]

30. Checklist

1) Anyone from Boston...and can it with the Hahvahd Yahd stuff...it's elitist and snotty sounding.
No, I am not from Boston
2) Anyone who has ever been to Boston
I have, one hell of a town
3) Anyone who actually likes each other.
Yes I like people
4) Anyone who has actually met each other
Yes I have met people
5) Anyone from Chicago ..please do not post to anyone else from Chicago..and your pizzas are NOT the best..New York pizzas are..but you do have a slight edge in cannoli's.
Phew not from Chiacgo
6) Anyone from New York..please converse with other people who are not from New York. Think of it as speech therapy.
Not from New York but they rock
7) Anyone who has ever met me..please do not post to me.
I havent met you
8) Members of my imaginary posse..please stop agreeing with me. You're pissing people off.
Am I part of your posse? I dont know

[Misunderestimator]

32. You probably won't answer me because I am invisible, but...

yes to number 8... according to the imaginary rules, you are a member of the infamous imaginary posse... :hi:

[DS1]

36. I've had an imaginery posse under my bed since I was 14

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

37. hahahah

yaaaaaaaaay, man i am feeling so much better now.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

35. It's all Boston's fault, you know

we should have never had a big gathering. We're to blame for the elitism here on DU! :spank: :cry:

[DS1]

39. Btw, I've been meaning to ask you

Did that last Tombstone customer come back for seconds?

*ZING*

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

47. Haha. Even though I didn't go to Boston, I GET THIS ONE.

So there, everyone can kiss my elite ass! :D

[JohnKleeb]

new yorkers

:eyes: soooooooo elitist but you know I love ya.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

52. HEY VIRGINIA

You know I hang out with Jeter and A-Rod at the NYC clubs NIGHTLY. Bow down before my elitism.

[JohnKleeb]

61. Yeah well I hang out with Thomas Jefferson and George Washington

and well they're well they're kind of dead!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. Yeah seriously.

Afterward, Rev Acts began thinking it was okay to spike the Lounge punch bowl at 3 in the afternoon.

You guys should all be ashamed for the downfall of this close knit family we call DU. Go sit in the corner with a dunce cap.

[Pied Piper]

84. Now I'm really bummed that I missed the Boston gathering!

I had gigs all weekend. The only time I was free was when WillPitt suggested meeting at the Squealing Pig. I live only a block and a half from that place, and then it was cancelled :(

Just think, I could have met all of you rabble-rousers who have nearly torn the Lounge from its foundations!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

85. too bad-we always have fun!

hopefully you can make the next one!

[Pied Piper]

86. Lookin' forward to it!

I hope that didn't sound too clique-ish :eyes:

PS - luv the smilies lookup table!

[Blue-Jay]

41. If you break up the Chicago Mafia clique,

You'll not get pleasant drunken calls during our parties anymore. We'll be relegated to posting shitty recipes and fake advice columns on our free blog. After that, we'd probably need to check into a mental health facility in South Africa to keep Dave Chappelle company in lieu of pot.

On the other hand, maybe there are some more Boston pics that we haven't been tortured with/subjected to seen.

[DS1]

45. As a matter of fact, there's one you haven't seen yet

[Blue-Jay]

49. I KNOW! I KNOW!

That is your brain on drugs, right?

[DS1]

57. Something like that

it's my camera in Canon's exclusive 'stumble mode'

[arcos]

44. But I thought you secretly ran this place?

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

48. That IS the rumor...

:rofl:

[sundog]

53. but I thought you were nsma's sock puppet... or she was yours.. or...

I'm getting confuuused again :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

54. Bwaaahaaahaaa

the plan is working...

[ScreamingMeemie]

58. Come on...I've talked to her...it's no rumour. She's obviously a man

in D.C. disguising her voice and making phone calls from a cell phone with a CA area code. Please, and that stuff about being a lawyer??? Gag me. All that "oh, help the poor, help the downtrodden...advocate for fair treatment..." My ass. Everyone knows nsma uses that as a front for an odd obsession with visiting the titty bar every stinking day...

I am truly sorry that I had to be the one to break it to you Mis....

:(


;) :bounce: :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

59. I know... she's so transparent...

so much so that I was able to see all that long ago... of course, I'm just a sockpuppet, so what do I know? :shrug:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

51. She does, you know. it's a conspiracy!

[Blue-Jay]

55. Don't give her any ideas, OK?

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. Ever see Skinner posting when I'm drinking a glass of water?

[Bouncy Ball]

75. Ah, you might secretly run it, but according to some, I think I OWN it!

:rofl:

[yvr girl]

60. So what about the late-night West Coast clique

are we OK? And we Canadians have a bond, heck we even have a secret language and we spell funny.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

63. Canadiens should ONLY EVER talk to one another

No one else can understand you...and it's ABOUT! Not ABOAT!

[progmom]

64. we already ignored you

:P

[Tom Kitten]

69. "the late-night West Coast clique"...

that's hilarious!

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. Wait, can I reply to you or not?

I'm confused! :(

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

66. As long as you don't like me or know me and I don't like you

But really...shouldn't you be posting mindless crap on a lounge thread somewhere?

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Oh. OK.

I like you though, I think you make tons of sense, always. And you're always so level headed in flamewars. :D


And yeah, I should be.. but I'm not. :crazy:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

67. (dupe)

(did you think you were some kind of special person who deserved more than one reply?)

[salin]

68. dang it... hoosier lounge cabal

was excluded from mention ... as if we do not exist... oh, maybe thats because in a formal sense we don't. But to exclude hoosiers who may have met other hoosier duers in IN, or have traveled to a state that actually has a major league baseball team in order to meet other Duers... well... on behalf of the til now never mentioned (do we or do we not exist) hoosier lounge cabal, I say... you elitist and cliquest - you didn't even mention/include us!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

70. Who the hell considers Indianans?

YOu guys don't even show up to your own meet-ups! You think anyone else notices you? :eyes:

[salin]

76. Ow... but if you

were dealing with the rapid damage of 'Mitch the Blade'... and the sudden imposition of that wierd thing that the rest of the country partakes in called Daylight Savings Time... you might understand our brief... er... attendance challenge. But we are still here... we still count and we will not be victimized through ommission of inclusion in DU cliques critique (sarcastic or not)!!!!!!!!! :D :hi:

[Dastard Stepchild]

73. Hey.... I live in Chicago!

I didn't even know I could have been hanging in a clique! :cry:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

78. sucker

[Dastard Stepchild]

83. sense of connection to DU waning....

feelings of impotence and helplessness swelling.... must seek out approval from somewhere...... Must. Find. Validation.

[Misunderestimator]

74. Honey.... Why are you still at work?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

77. I guess I should put you on Ignore

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

80. At a minimum, stop stalking me

People think I WANT your posts following mine like flies all over horseshit!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

81. At a minimum, stop stalking me

People think I WANT your posts following mine like flies all over horseshit!

[NMMNG]

79. Well,

I've been to Boston although I'm not from Boston. I am from New England originally (26 years) and yet never picked up the accent. I drive my car to the bar, not my cah to the bah, and I cross the road, not the ruhd.

But that's beside the point--I haven't been here long enough to be in any of the cliques yet.

And I like my latte with Splenda ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

82. Sorry..we don't serve lattes to newbies...it makes them fart in the lounge

But you can have a Yahoo chocolate drink just to prove we aren't stingy, stuck up elitists.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

87. I just had to kick this

:eyes:

[Left Is Write]

88. I have never been to Bahston. I can pahk myself in any thread I please.

[Rabrrrrrr]

89. I'd post here, but we've shared PMs, so obviously we've formed

an exclusive clique, and by posting here I would only be reinforcing how neither of us cares to speak with anyone else.