My name is Martin. I am a soldier. I am a clique of one.

[DS1]

[Fleshdancer]

1. you can't draft me into your clique.

I'll run away to Canada if I have to. ;)

[DS1]

2. Wait till you see my obstacle course

:D

[xultar]

3. Fuck the clique! n/t

[DS1]

6. Is that an offer or a command, and if it's a command, do you have

someone in mind?

[xultar]

34. Awww baby, I command. Yes, I do have someone in mind.

Guess who?

[DS1]

35. Some fine lady with pink hair?

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. HA!!! I beat you to the clique of one!!!

Which makes my clique more elite than yours of course...Are you writing all of this down??? ;)

[DS1]

9. Yeah, but I copycatted your clique AND did it better

Obviously it is I who am the victor. I will hear your terms of surrender at noon tomorrow.

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Oh yeah...well....

yeah...I'll see you then.

[Solly Mack]

5. Yes you are

[WindRavenX]

7. Can I be your, like, groupie?

I serve you beer and the finest nachos.

[DS1]

11. Yes, you do

You are Groupie First Class, and I like my beer chilled, not frozen.

[WindRavenX]

12. wedge of lime or not?

:P

[DS1]

In beer?

You're fired.

[WindRavenX]

15. NOOOOO

I shall throw myself on my sword now :cry:
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME O LORD????

[DS1]

18. Coat that sword up with lemon juice, you'll be less likely

to get an infection.

These things are important.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. I use "cliquer" training for my dog

Now he licks my >>>>>> instead of his

[DS1]

10. Why don't you hang some balsa down off the ceiling so the ceiling fan

hits it?

Oh yeah!

[madinmaryland]

13. Hey Soldier!

Drop down and give me twenty cliques!

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. What am I, NSMA's dog?

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

16. yoo hoo runnin' crew! where's my runnin' crew?

where the fuck is Radical Activist? Gotsta get my posse together for the Clique Wars.

[DS1]

17. I run for nobody

As you sweetly pointed out LMAO :rofl:

[Runcible Spoon]

19. hey I'm more than just a one trick pony, ya know

there's plenty more where that came from :evilgrin:

[DS1]

20. *munch* *smack* *gulp*

Keep em coming :D

[nytemare]

21. My Clique arrested your Clique

Then, we took pictures of your clique in naked pyramids to use for blackmail.




:P

[Aristus]

22. That "Army Of One" thing is the stupidest fucking slogan in the entire

history of sloganeering. Anyone who has been in the military will tell you you can't accomplish ANYTHING on your own. The military is a TEAM! You go into it thinking you're hot shit and don't need nobody, and you're gonna get your ass handed to you. I'd love to find the assclown who dreamed up that piece of solipsistic hogwash and slap him upside his empty head.

"Be All That You Can Be" may have been ripe for mockery, but it was a pretty damn good slogan nonetheless.

[DS1]

24. Yes, I know

And what part of running through a desert with a full marching load by yourself in the blazing sun, as seen in one of the tv commercials is supposed to attract someone? I saw that and laughed.

/USMC 91-95

[SOteric]

23. Yeah.

Notsomuch.

[DS1]

26. doh!

You broke my thread

[JohnKleeb]

25. So many brave cliques died for freedom

:patriot: :cry:

[DS1]

27. Think of me on May 30

Then suck down another beer, the ghost of my clique demands it

[JohnKleeb]

29. I will sir, I will

:patriot: you brave, brave clique.

[Zuni]

30. Inspiring

but I am gonna have to eat a jizzed on cracker or allow extremely intrusive body cavity searches to get into this clique? The last clique I joined made joining rather...unpleasant.:scared:

[DS1]

31. Keep the jizz sandwich, this clique is old and busted

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Thanks to you I have "All These Things That I've Done" by The Killers...

Stuck in my head.

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. NO ONE IS IN MY CLIQUE.

So everyone who thinks they are, just butt the hell out!

[Amaya]

36. Clique off, asshole

:D