BlueJazz
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Sat Oct-25-03 05:21 PM
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The wonderful woman who is presently sharing my house and soul came home a while ago with 7 bags of Halloween Candy. Each bag has about 50 pieces and each bag is a differeant kind. There's Milky Way, Snickers, Almond Joy, Mounds Bars, Twix, Zero and Hershey Bars.
This wonderful woman just left to go out with one of her girlfriends (more shopping). Just before leaving she made the off-hand comment that: "I bought these now so we'll have plenty for the Trick or Treaters"
She's gone now and I am ALL ALONE with these Delightful Morsels.
She thinks that when she gets home that the Candy will still be here.
Poor, Poor silly misguided woman....Heh...Heh..
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Maccagirl
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Sat Oct-25-03 05:32 PM
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1. Oh! If I wasn't a Type-2 Diabetic!!! |
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Except for the Almond Joy (I don't like almonds) it sounds like heaven at your house.
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Sat Oct-25-03 05:35 PM
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2. Here's what you do... you help HER out by |
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putting all the candy into bowls, so that she "doesn't have to be bothered with it later" and then you eat some of them. Not so many to be noticable, but some. And she won't know (though surely she'll suspect) - it's a way for you to get all 7 bags open with a REASON to get them open.
Bon Appetit!
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Sat Oct-25-03 05:38 PM
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3. Ohhhhh!.....I like that idea... |
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...I see you've been left with delicious morsels yourself!
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Sat Oct-25-03 05:46 PM
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4. It's doubly awful for me |
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My favorites are Baby Ruth and Butterfinger but I can't eat them because: 1. I boycott Nestle 2. I don't eat sugar anymore
These days on the occasions I let myself indulge, I stick to either Reese's sugar free peanut butter cups or Russell Stover sugar free french chocolate mints, but in moderation. To much sugar free stuff causes tummy problems.
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