Distressed Announces The "So Sue Me Bitch" Line Of Swamp Rat Avatar Images

[DistressedAmerican]

Got a PM from a poor over worked grad student that was having some issues with technology and finals week. He was interested in making an avatar. Since I just updated the Swamp Rat Graphics Gallery at the DA website, I figured I may as well lend a hand and make a few up.

Show Your Love For The Rat! Adopt Swamp Rat And Kick TODAY!!!

Swamp Rat, copyright my ass! Your lawyers are weak! Sue me bitch!!!

So with much fanfare! Here they are:

- Alien Jeb

- Ashcrft Is Watching

- Bush Floating Head Of Death

- Bush Genocide?

- Bush "I Am Your God!"

- Bushit

- Cheney Floating Head Of Death

- Lizard Condi

- Lizard Wolfowitz

- Osama Been Smokin'

- Scalia Floating Head Of Death

- Pod Zell

[DistressedAmerican]

1. Where Are The Swamp Rat Lovers???

I'm Callin' Out To Ya!

Hey Swampies!

Get Fun-ky!!!

[barackmyworld]

2. oh those are creepy as hell

can you post the original zell pic? He looks like he just got done eating someone.

[DistressedAmerican]

3. Sure, Here Is A Link To All Of His Stuff That I Have Gathered As Well.

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/swamprat.htm

[Misunderestimator]

4. But I don't want anyone associating my posts with those evil green people.

<--- he's so much cuter. :)

(On edit... not to say that I don't LOVE Swamp Rat's creations... absolutely stunning they are.)

[Swamp Rat]

18. Euridice!!!

O sweetest eyes, now I see you,
now I ... but alas! what eclipse obscures you?

:D

[Misunderestimator]

21. Orpheus?!?

[Swamp Rat]

22. YES!!!

Where are you going, my life? See I follow you!
But who prevents me, alas? Am I dreaming or delirious?
What occult power among these horrors,
these beloved horrors,
drags me away against my will, and leads me
to the loathsome light?

edit: :D

[Misunderestimator]

24. Spiriti Infernali:

Virtue is a ray
of celestial beauty,
prize of the soul, which alone knows its worth:
She has no fear of the ravages of time,
rather, in man the years render
her splendour all the greater.
Orpheus conquered Hell and then was defeated
by his own emotions.
Only the man who conquers himself
is worthy of eternal glory.

[Swamp Rat]

25. If I had the eyes of Argus

and could pour out a sea of tears,
the sorrow would not match such woe...

Shall I never again see
the sweet eyes of my beloved Eurydice?

[Misunderestimator]

26. Ah, vision too sweet and too bitter!

Thus, for having loved too much, you lose me now?
And I, wretched woman, lose
the power to ever again enjoy
either light or sight, and with that I lose
you, dearest of all treasures, my spouse.

[Swamp Rat]

27. Turn back to the shadow of death,

unhappy Eurydice,
and do not hope to see the stars again,
for now all Hell will be deaf to your prayers...

Ahora, voy a comer paella! :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

28. Bon Appetit!

:hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

19. What About My Dog Avatar? He's Cute and He Wants To Poop on Bush!

Think About it. Yours is damn cute. But can it poop on Bush?

[Swamp Rat]

23. For me to POOP on!

HAHA! Great pic! :D

[BikeWriter]

5. Here's one I'll contribute to the cause, Pard.

One of *' pooflags.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Great One!!!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

8. Thank you, I'm glad you like it! :-)

:rofl:

[Lavender Brown]

7. Hey fellow Albanian ;)

Can you help me with one little avatar if you happen to have the time? I'd really appreciate it. Pleeeaze. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Good Morning! Sure! The Image In Your Message I Assume?

Should just take a minute...

[Lavender Brown]

11. Check your pms

[DistressedAmerican]

10. Here You Are!!! Pretty...

[Lavender Brown]

12. Thank you!

I am going to use that.

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Am I Still Checking My PM's? I Can MAke Another If You'd Like.

Nice to have a back up...

[DistressedAmerican]

14. Deleted! At Request! Sorry!

[Lavender Brown]

15. Um, can you delete that?

Please? It's a personal thing.

[Lavender Brown]

16. Thanks

;)

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Rat Kickin!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Leaving For A Party. Please! Kick For The Rat While I'm Gone!

:beer:

[DistressedAmerican]

29. Officially I Have Been Dissed! Where Are My Kicks???

If I can't count on you people to kick my thread while I'm out drinking tequila, who can I count on???

[DistressedAmerican]

30. Looks Like They Were Up Thread! My Apologies To The Kickers!!!

[DistressedAmerican]

31. kick!

[Tsiyu]

32. Nice stuff!

Very wonderful of you to do this.

:yourock:

[DistressedAmerican]

33. I Try To Do Wnat I Can To Make Things Interesting!

[mogster]

34. Hey! This rocks!

You both are very good at graphics, DA and Swamp Rat.

My God, Zell looks bad, lol!

[DistressedAmerican]

35. Got To Use What Skills You Have Against These Guys.

Besides it is great practice.

Here's my newest:

[DistressedAmerican]

36. Monday Kicking Just In Case You Missed Them!!!