So what ever happened to ASchwartzeneggar's unidentifiable

[salin]

animal Oscar, that was inherited from some hermit uncle?

[Webster Green]

1. Oh My!

My all time favorite thread...

I wonder about Oscar too. Hope he's OK!:*

[salin]

2. I heard that Oscar might be up in an attic with one of

the My Three Sons, sons.

[salin]

3. Then again there was something about Oscar

threatening to create some kind of odd-animal-revolt to close down the highways that travel into Sacremento... sounded to me like he was just trying very hard to get Arnies attention... maybe Oscar got prozac instead...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. SMOOCH!

Oscar finally made a friend, the ghost of a little boy
who died in our old house here two centuries ago. The little ghost
boy apparently was a budding artist and guides Oscar to paint with his
body on gargantuan sails in the backyard, like Farrah Fawcett but
with fur and other parts and things that leave mysterious signs
on the canvas. He jumps in these five gallon buckets of house
paint that they direct me to set up open in a big circle around
the sail and then hurls himself across the canvas in various
jiu jitsui or balletick extravagations. Then he hoses himself off
and jumps in another etc. The results are unpredictable but
otherworldly of course. They contain the fine grace notes of a Courvinchelet and the cosmotic violence of a Ciso. The current one
(they take several months to create and tie up the yard, you should
see the unmowned grass which grows up to hide the art like the savannah hides the dark goings on of raw nature) resembles something like the
depiction of an abstract tea ceremony as viewed through the
lens of a tornado by Beck. I'm thinking this may be the
way I could finally make a buck or two off this whole tawdry
mess.

[Lars39]

5. I'd pay to see it!

:D

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. I been charging the neighborhood kids to watch art in the making.

I msde two sticky nickels and a empty box of Stringlets.

[Lars39]

9. Just keep track of the small fry;

Oscar might branch out into a 3D decoupagy effect, and mommas kind of frown on getting paint out of hair.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. Too late.

He already drafted them into the adventure up to their topknots.

[salin]

6. Take the show on the road

become a carnie.... step right up - come see the whirling dirvish mystery animal masterpiece painter.

I bet they'd welcome you in Crawford....

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. I was thinking more a one-animal show at the Metropolitan.

I'm not looking for chump change here. I want a return on my
investment. I'm trying to get that director guy from
Project Greenlight on Bravo to do a docu-drama on O as his
second feature. I think they would hit it off.

[salin]

10. Not familiar with Project Greenlight

but am curious as to how you might envision the show being cast?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. The love child of Meryl Streep & Jack Black

in a faux shag chia coat as Oscar.

Project Greenlight was/is a reality show on Bravo
where big movie & money wheels picked a guy (John
Gulager, son of Clu) to direct a movie. It was
fascinating watching a basic schlub transmogrify into
a confident & charming fellow.