Riddle: you are in a prison.

[valis]

You have: a bowl of spaghetti, a tootpick, a pair of shoes, and a loaded bazooka. How do you get out?

[cruadin]

1. On a legal technicality?

[aePrime]

2. Open the door?

[valis]

9. nice derivative, BTW..

[aePrime]

12. Thanks

But I can't take all of the credit. It's a derivative work!




Sorry. :)

[valis]

13. Bwahahahah!

[gater]

3. Walk out the front door. You never said I was a prisoner in a cell.

[Trajan]

4. A guess ...

1) eat the spaghetti
2) pick your teeth clean
3) put on the shoes ...
4) shoot the bazooka into an outer wall
5) run like hell ....

[Redstone]

5. Pick your teet with the tootpick, and then....

Redstone

[Mrs_Beastman]

7. .

:rofl:

[valis]

15. then what?? Tell me, damnit!!! :)

[tedoll78]

6. I'll give it a shot.

First, I put on the shoes.

Next, I wait until the night shift. When the guard (with keys) walks by my cell, I toss the spaghetti into his foot path, causing him to slip and fall.

With his temporarily discombobulated, I use the toothpick to gouge at his eyes and then grab the gun.

(*cue Zelda-esque 'You found The Gun' music*)

Grab his keys, run to the door. Use leftover spaghetti to distract the guard dogs, use bazooka to blow a hole in the outer wall.

Taa-daa!

:silly:

[valis]

8. Not bad at all!!!

[tedoll78]

10. Thanks!

I tend to see these types of situations like a video game, so every item must have its own unique use in the solution.

Sadly (or happily?), I never really end-up in these types of situations in real life.
:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

11. does the correct answer involve

putting the spaghetti on yer head so you look like that kinda-hot muppet from the band?

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Call MacGyver?