"You rebel scum."

[Placebo]

List your favourite Star Wars quotes here!

I'll give another...

"So be it...Jedi."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Give in to your hate!

[Deja Q]

2. I am your father's nephew's cousin's roommate's...

Whoops, that's Spaceballs... :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Looks like I'm going nowhere

[lenidog]

4. Do or do not. There is no try.

[nytemare]

16. I agree on that one

Yoda was the....whatever he was.

[lenidog]

22. Yoda was an excellent sensei?

[lenidog]

I don't believe it!

That is why you failed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. And then, after you've gutted the ewok and it's stopped squirming,

you can smoke it in this new JediMasterSmoker2600(tm).

[lenidog]

25. Ewok season is closed now a greater threat exists

The GUNGANS!

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Gungans - just fucking nuke 'em.

Screw the symbiotic relationship. Just take 'em all out.

Lucas should spend ten eternities in hell for coming up wit them.

[Placebo]

37. I agree.

Wipe them out...all of them.

[lenidog]

44. It makes me think of a publicity still from the movie Aliens

It was a shot of the cockpit on the dropship when it is flying and you can see the marines unit logo on it and it had the saying below "We endanger species." We need some of them to get rid of the gungans.

[Placebo]

49. They serve no purpose...

and maybe if the Naboo hadn't been such f'n WIMPS they wouldn't have been needed anyway!

"ooooooooooh, we can't put weapons on our QUEEN'S starship, we're a peaceful people" :eyes:

and I agree about ALIENS, I still like what it said on the pilot's helmet in the film, "Fly The Friendly Skies". ;)

[lenidog]

52. Yeah, the Swiss are a peaceful people too

they still arm themselves to the teeth. How do you think you are going to remain peaceful in a government that really relies on a few thousand Jedi to keep the peace.

[lenidog]

43. Ten eternities is not time enough for him to rot.

I was hoping the emperor would have exterminated them just for on principle but from what a poster confirmed he didn't. Dammit if you can't trust an evil emperor tp do that then who can you trust?

[Placebo]

45. Apparently...

Lucas thought Jar Jar would be like the PT's Chewbacca...ugh, what a fool.

I think some of the good things about Chewbacca was that he didn't speak english and act like an f'n idiot!

[lenidog]

51. Yeah, I can't see where a duck billed, jamaican patois speaking,

21st century "Step an Fetchit" failed as a character. I don't think fans of a movie have hated anyone this much since Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher) on STNG.

[Placebo]

53. Heh...

they certainly wrote him out of the series rather hastily. What was it, some superspecialpowered alien drops in and decides Wesley must go along with him to become himself superspecialpowered?

[lenidog]

56. More or less that is what happened

I mean I remember seeing a cover for the official STNG magazine that had on it the title of an article that was "Why Wesley Crusher Failed." You know its bad when the official propaganda and marketing tool of a show admits something like that. I mean hell the boy doesn't even get invited to conventions.

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. My letter to Palpatine

Dear Emperor Palpatine:

though I do not agree with your methodology, nor your use of the Dark Side of the Force, I do applaud you for bringing order back to the galaxy, and, for the most part, was beginning to be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt as to your methodology, especially as pertains to the genocide of certain non-human species. Which genocide I abhor, but yet, let's be honest, a part of me secretly doesn't mind so much.

However, given your constant and flagrant unwillingness to bring genocide to the Gungans of Naboo, a group I figured would be the first to go since it is your home planet and you must be seriously familiar with their shittitude, I can no longer find any way to support your regime.

Sadly, I am now forced to join the rebellion. Princess Leia, daughter of Queen Amidalla of Naboo, promises me that once we liberate the galaxy and reform the republic, the Gungans will go on the chopping block.

If you are willing to make a similar promise, in public, I will gladly shift my allegiance back to the Empire.

Sincerely,
Rabrrrrrr

[lenidog]

48. LOL!!! Add my name to the letter.

Screw the Jedis, the Gungans are the real threat to galactic order.

[Rabrrrrrr]

50. Let's see how many names we can get on that one!

[lenidog]

55. I think we can easly add anyone who had the "pleasure" of watching the

"Phantom Menace." I mean seriously what the hell was Lucas on when he said print those scenes whit Jar Jar Binks. I mean I have yet to find anyone personally or on the the net that does not want to kill that character.

[cruadin]

6. "Aren't you kinda small for a stormtrooper?"

[Elidor]

7. We've detected a flaw in the death star's garbage port - AGAIN

[Placebo]

8. you goofball

:P

[NinetySix]

9. If this is a consular ship, where is the Ambassador?

For snarky lines, there's always:

Leia: I love you!

Han: I know.

[_testify_]

10. You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett.

PIETT: Yes, my lord.

VADER: Make ready to land out troops beyond the energy shield and
deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off that system. You are in
command now, Admiral Piett.

I love that scene.

[catbert836]

11. "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"

"I can assure you there is no air shortage whatsoever"
"That's all we need... a Druish princess"
"That is my industrial-stregth hair dryer! And I can't live without it!"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."
"Shit! I hate it when my Schwartz get's twisted"
"Ludicrous speed! Go!"
"Or else Pizza's gonna send out for you"
"I hired him, sir. He's my cousin."
"Keep firing, Assholes!"
"We ain't found shit!"
"That was then. We're at now now."

That's all right, isn't it?

[ragin_acadian]

12. "mmm. how you get so big eating food of this kind, hmmm?"

why the hell did they have to cgi yoda? - was frank oz so expensive, that they had to outsource him to computer geeks?

my other favorite line: "hooo...pahhhh....elect Kerry, and we will be hit again....hooo....pahhhhh."

[Placebo]

13. How were they going to work out...

a lightsabre battling Yoda moving the way he did in EPISODE II, if he was a muppet? :D

CGI also makes him look more real. The muppet in EPISODE I is just painful to look at now.

[ragin_acadian]

18. you've got a point, sort of.

Yoda was like 900 something in return of the jedi. so he was in his late 800's to early 900's in episode II. count dooku was in his mid 50's to early 60's - so yoda has 800 years experience in the force, unless he was a late bloomer or took a correspondence course from sally struthers. in any event, he didn't even need to do a lightsaber battle, much less bounce around like the french open on fast forward - he could have just raised his hand, and concentrated, and made the lightsabers go to work on christopher lee.

i mean come on, the "muppet" yoda hobbles around with a cane in episode 5 & 6, then rides on a levitating wheelchair in episode 1 & 2, and then suddenly gets the mystical energy to turn into the green ricochet?

me, i'm more partial to the muppet yoda: much more believable than the almost japanimated gungan battle scenes in the last two episodes.

[lenidog]

21. Gotta disagree with you there the CGI Yoda looks fake on the screen

and even worse on a DVD player. But so far the first two films have been disasters. The second one was a little better but still he waits 20 years to finally finish his epic and creates this crap. What a let down. I would have been happier if he never did them. Now he has one chance left to get back some of the magic and I don't see him making it.

[Left Is Write]

14. Laugh it up, fuzzball.

[Arkana]

15. "Search your feelings...you know it to be true."

Luke: "I...I don't believe it!"

Yoda: "That...is why you fail."

[Placebo]

17. I also love the entire end scene from ROTJ:

VADER (a whisper): Luke, help me take this mask off.

LUKE: But you'll die

VADER: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once...let me look on you with my own eyes.

ANAKIN (very weak): Now...go, my son. Leave me.

LUKE: No. You're coming with me. I can't leave you here. I've got to save you.

ANAKIN: You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right.

LUKE: Father...I won't leave you.

[lenidog]

20. Did you hear that the last minutes of the movie have been changed on DVD

At the very end when Luke can see the ghosts of Obi Wan, Yoda and Anakin, well George decided to change it for the DVD and now instead of an old Anakin we get to see Hayden Christensen and since he figured we didn't have enough of the Gungans he edited them into the party scene at the end.

[Placebo]

23. Are you serious???

UGH, sometimes Lucas goes too far!

I liked the old Anakin, he was fine as is. :(

[lenidog]

24. Yes I am. I am totally and utterly serious

He also made it that at the end of the cantina scene after Han has met Luke and Obi Wan, that Greedo actually takes the first shot and then Han shoots him. He has also changed a few other scenes like that from my info but I don't know which. Basically that stopped me from buying them. I will wait around and see if he gets short of cash and packages the original movies on DVD.

[Placebo]

26. They were fine as is.

Damn it to blazes, someone needs to remind Lucas that these films were made decades ago and they don't need any special fancy fine tuning with the story or otherwise! :grr:

[lenidog]

30. I know its sad

The reason that people watched them for more than 20 years is because they thought they were great as they were. Why does he think tinkering with them after all these years will make them into a better film. Some dialogue has been changed too. Like when Vader talks to the Emperor in the "Empire Strikes Back." he tells Vader that the pilot who destroyed the Death Star is his son. It seems like he is also out to wreck the films because he can't keep the continuity of his own creations straight.

[solinvictus]

38. Changes..

In "Jedi", Hayden Christiansen is edited in at the end when Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin Skywalker appear as spirits. Rather than leaving the aged Anakin, Lucas put the young one in the scene. Additionally, celebration scenes were added from Naboo, Tatooine,Cloud City, and Coruscant. I received the DVD set as a gift, otherwise, I'd have never bought them.

[lenidog]

41. Thank you

You have now confirmed some other rumours I heard about the DVD. I only saw them on one or two sites more unreliable sites. SO now I have confirmation that he screwed with it even more than I thought he had.

[Ladyhawk]

62. I don't find it to be that big a deal.

:shrug:

I actually liked some of the changes he made (especially the Death Star battle in Episode IV) and even though Episodes I and II can't compare to the originals, I don't think they're quite as disastrous as some people make them out to be.

As an avid Star Wars fan, I don't understand this animosity toward Lucas. Yeah, Episodes I and II could have been better. He changed a few scenes in IV, V and VI...so what?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. goddamn sonofabitch, I just checked my DVD, and I'll be damned

but you're right!

I never noticed!

What a fucking crock of shit.

[lenidog]

42. Also from what the other poster confirmed for me

the infamous Jar Jar Binks and Watto also make an appearance on the last part of Return of the Jedi. I waited to buy it because I started to here about this bullshit a couple months ago. But rumours run amok over things like this so I figured I would wait till the come out and here what is actually on it. So now I know Lucas has totally lost his fucking mind.

[Elidor]

19. These aren't the droids you're looking for...

[Hatalles]

27. "You're either with me or you're my enemy!"

Response: "Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes."

And this one:

"This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

[Placebo]

29. When I was reading the EPISODE III script...

all I kept thinking was, "Wow...this is pretty anti-Bush!" :)

[Hatalles]

54. Oh, yeah... the freeper SW fans are having a tough time with this film.

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

69. Lucas is pretty liberal, from what I've read

I even saw an interview in Time or Newsweek or one of those more prestigious weeklies, and he basically said that everybody where he lives is liberal...

[Kool Kitty]

28. Here's a few of my faves-

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa..." Darth Vader to the choking Captain in ESB

"You don't have to do this to impress me," Leia to Han as he heads the Falcon into the asteroid field in ESB

"There aren't enough scoundrels in your life," Han to Leia in ESB

[solinvictus]

31. "I find your lack of faith...disturbing!"

From the first movie as Vader uses his powers to choke an Imperial Naval officer who's scoffed at the Force.

[Borgnine]

32. Here are mine.

"And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside..."

"Mmm, come. Good food."

"Wedge, pull out! You can't do anymore good back there!"

Star Wars quotes can be filthy out of context.

[Placebo]

33. ...

:rofl:

[Arkana]

34. Yes. Yes they can.

:spray: :rofl:

[VelmaD]

35. Luminous beings are we...

not this crude matter.

[Dukkha]

39. "I have a bad feeling about this"

spoken in all six films

[ReadTomPaine]

61. Yes - best line, almost all the major heroes get to say it..

and it's an excellent idea for a running joke.

[NewJeffCT]

71. probably my 2nd favorite quote

han solo made the first 3 movies!

[General Zod]

46. "Impressive.....most impressive....

"Obi-Wan has taught you well."

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. ne charda so dehdi

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. You tell that slimy worm-ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure

from us.



Right?

[FredScuttle]

59. "I'm your sister!"

(slap)

"I'm your lover!"

(slap)

"I'm your sister!"

(slap)

"I'm your lover!"

(slap)

"I'm your sister!"

(slap)

etc.

[Tsiyu]

60. "May the Schwartz be with you"

Oh, wait. Wrong movie....

[BreweryYardRat]

63. Heh. This is gonna be a long list...

New Hope only:

"Flying through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops!"

"Dantooine. The rebel base is on Dantooine."
"...Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready. "
"What?!"
"You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we'll deal with your rebel friends soon enough."

"I have a very bad feeling about this."

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Checking IMDb (for the exact wording on Tarkin's slightly cut quote above) reminded me of a lot more that I'd forgotten:

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em."
(nobody's listening)
"Don't everyone thank me at once."

"I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."
"You're who?"

"What a piece of junk!"

"Watch your mouth kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home."

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."
"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."

"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

[BreweryYardRat]

64. Part II

More help from IMDb, but I decided not to bother denoting it this time...

"This is no cave..."

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder."
"Who's scruffy-looking?"

"Never tell me the odds."

"It's not my fault!"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
"I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss."

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart!"
"I take it back!"

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

"Sir, rebel ships are coming into our sector."
"Good, our first catch of the day."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler."

"We don't have time to discuss this as a committee."
"I am not a committee!"

"This deal is getting worse all the time."

"Oh, yeah? Watch this."
(throws hyperdrive lever, the Falcon's hyperdrive fails to kick in)
"Watch what?"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum."
(looks up, when Bossk, who'd heard every word, hisses at him)

"You'll freeze to death before you reach the first marker!
"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

[BreweryYardRat]

65. Part III (much shorter)

Return of the Jedi (again, with help from IMDb):

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
"There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know."
"You're going to die here you know. Convenient."

"You rebel scum."

"You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac."
"Doesn't sound so bad."
"In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a...thousand years."
"On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"

"Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that shield down in time... Or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time. "

"Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know...that we're coming..."

[Placebo]

66. No great Emperor quotes?

:P

Great selection though! For all 3 films.

[Rabrrrrrr]

67. I love the "you're gonna die here, you know. Convenient." line!

One of my favorites, and Harrison delivers it so wonderfully well!

[MrScorpio]

68. "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[NewJeffCT]

70. I think that one tops my list, too

A ton of good quotes, though.

[sakabatou]

72. "We're doomed!"