Jennifer's High Tailin' Hot Sauce

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http://www.useless-knowledge.com/1234/may/article200.html

David Ryan, the proprietor of Pappy's Peppers in Lawrenceville, Ga., is selling Jennifer's High Tallin' Hot Sauce, to commemorate Jennifer Wilbanks. He has sold over 10 cases of the private-label hot sauce.

Let us count the ways in which Jennifer Wilbanks is like a bottle of hot sauce.

1. Hot sauce is not an entree, it's a condiment. The media should not have obsessed over Jennifer Wilbanks; she's not a serious news story like Iraq or the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. The only attention she deserves is snarky stories like this one.

2. Hot sauce is cheap, you can buy a bottle for less than a buck. Jennifer Wilbanks is cheap, instead of running away in a Lear jet to the Bahamas, she ran away in a bus to Las Vegas.

3. Hot sauce, is well: Hot!! Jennifer Wilbanks is hot to trot, she didn't have the patience to wait until marriage to have sex with her born-again fiance, so she fled to Sin City.

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