How do you throw out a garbage can?

[Gothic Sponge]

It's a paradox! :crazy:

[Mutley]

1. you get a bigger garbage can

and throw the old one in there! I'm such a genius.

[johnnie]

2. It's kind of like soap that gets dirty n/t

[benburch]

3. Just mark it "Discard" and put it out with the other cans. nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. We did that

a couple years ago and the trash truck never took it. Finally I just waited one morning for them to come and asked them to please take my trash can.

[benburch]

12. Huh...

They take them without fail here if you mark them.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. I decided that my guys

couldn't read.

[benburch]

14. My garbage man has a Masters Degree

In Ancient Literature.

Driving a garbage truck pays much better...

[Eagle_Eye]

4. Cover it with wrapping paper, put a bow on top, and set it

near the end of the drive way. Someone will steal it and then it becomes their problem.

[Hobarticus]

5. Take it back for the nickel deposit...

Only in NY, MO, MA, ME, IA, and MN

[ET Awful]

6. How else? Toss it over the neighbors fence.

:evilgrin:

[Zenlitened]

7. Funniest thread of the day!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

8. Just tell it to pack its bags and leave. nt

[SoCalDem]

9. We spray painted "I am TRASH.. Take Me" on ours..

The trash men were laughing like loons :)

[Jokerman]

11. Put a bike lock on it.

That practically guarantees that someone will steal it.

[uppityperson]

15. Jump on it, squish it, why do you want to throw it out?