Hey, guess what? After four years on DU I have my own STALKER!

[Modem Butterfly]

And she's a right hysterical one at that!

I am so flattered, to think, little old me got someone so very riled up!

To you-know-who: :loveya:

[sui generis]

1. stop calling me a she, byotch!

:evilgrin:

[Modem Butterfly]

4. LOL!

[Mutley]

2. well i don't envy you.

an ex SO stalked me for awhile in highschool. scary stuff.

[Modem Butterfly]

5. This one is more stupid than scary

But it's still flattering. It's like a party in my in box everytime I come in to DU.

[Mutley]

11. lol

i don't know if i really want to know, but is your stalker a current or former DUer? Just curious, not asking for names or anything.

[Modem Butterfly]

18. Current, for now

[Mutley]

22. lovely

:eyes:

[terrya]

3. Awww....your first stalker is always the most special one.

LOLOLOL

[wtmusic]

6. Congrats!

You have arrived. I have my own little friend with issues. I even take her off ignore once in awhile just for fun...

[jswordy]

17. That tub in yer post looks rancid...heh... n/t

[Corgigal]

7. Gee

that means I have two more years to wait. Alas.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. I had TWO stalkers last week.

The jerks even started PMing me once their thread got locked for the flamebait that it was. Great times!

[Modem Butterfly]

10. Show off!

;)

[jobycom]

9. I've never had a stalker! What's so wrong with me!?

[Modem Butterfly]

13. I guess you're just not obnoxious enough

Maybe if you turn your jerk quotient up a few notches, someone will take offense at your posts and start stalking you.

[Beetwasher]

12. Link?

Where's this happening?

[Modem Butterfly]

14. It's move to PM now

I'm pretty sure if I posted my stalker's greatest hits, I'd get banned.

[Misunderestimator]

20. I hope you've put your stalker on ignore...

If it's gone to PMs, that'd be best.

[jswordy]

15. Uh...congratulations?

I...uh...am so, like, glad for you???

:D

[xchrom]

16. i always miss the good deletes and don't have

my own stalker!

damn it -- i have said some horrifying things about bushco and other rwingers.

i'm so jealous i'm going to go kick a fundy -- so they can complain about being persecuted.

[Misunderestimator]

19. Took you that long? Wow.

:hi:

[Modem Butterfly]

25. I know, right?

I've been a raging BITCH for years, you'd think SOMEONE would have noticed by now!

;)

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

23. just one stalker, or a posse?

:evilgrin:

[Modem Butterfly]

26. ROFLMAO!

I've heard from a few members of the posse, but I'm only getting stalked by the one.

[RubyDuby in GA]

24. I'm so jealous

It's not the same as having a stalker here, but I do get hate mail from letters I send in to my local paper.

It's not fair!! I want a stalker too!

Congratulations on your accomplishment
:toast: :bounce: :toast: :bounce: :toast: :bounce:

[ogradda]

27. Your very own stalker. Cool.

Have you named it? Do you feed it or let it hunt for itself? Plan on having it neutered or bred so your friends can have stalkers too?:)

[Debi]

28. So, Kleeb must be out of school for the summer huh?

:rofl:

[Moderator]

29. Locking

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