I've never had Cthulu. Am I depraved?

[solinvictus]

[MrScorpio]

1. Since you haven't been consumed, Cthulhu hasn't had you either

Throw some ketchup all over yourself and let's see what happens

[mr_hat]

2. One doesn't have Cthulu. Cthulu has one.

[brainshrub]

3. Just remember: Cthulu hates you.

Accept him into your life, and if you're lucky he'll eat you first.

[megatherium]

4. You never paid attention to the Campus Crusade for Cthulu

when you were in college.

Now it's too late.

[Elidor]

5. Merely deprived

Your turn will come one day when the stars are right. Don't worry.

[Swede]

6. But it seems you have heard the call of Cthulu.

Beware mortal.