I just saw the worlds biggest A-hole today.

[tjwash]

BIIIIG pet peeve of mine here.

A big freakin' hummer taking up FOUR PARKING SPACES in a crowded parking lot.:argh: You know the type of jerk I am talking about. Hogging up a bunch of spaces, so that no one can park next to their monstrous gas guzzling compensation for being born with a 2 inch wee-wee.

I hate that crap. Why the hell don't they write these self centered, narcissistic cabbage heads a parking ticket for that?:wtf:

I swear, on my shit list, this one ranks right up there with people that bring Connie Frances albums to parties.

[GOPisEvil]

1. You saw Dick Cheney?

:7

[tjwash]

6. Nah, then I would have said world class a-hole.

He does tend to dominate the international market in a-holishness.

[Madrone]

2. people that bring Connie Frances albums to parties

LOL

[tjwash]

10. They are the same ones that tell you to "sit down" at a Who concert.

nt

[Lex]

3. I heard someone here say they saw a Hummer with

.
this etched into the side by a key (not that I'm suggesting such a thing).

SUV = WWIII

[MrMonk]

9. That would be vandalism

Make up a bunch of stickers that say "I have a tiny penis" and post them where they can readily be seen.

[Lex]

12. I'm aware that's vandalism which is precisely why

I wasn't suggesting anyone here to such a thing.

On the other hand, I wouldn't stay up late feeling sorry for the asshole either.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

27. I said to my friend who owns an automotive clinic,

"Why don't they just put a sign on Hummers that says 'Asshole'?"

And he said, "Because 'Hummer' is Korean for 'asshole'."

I love him.

[AlienGirl]

4. I thought this was gonna be about Goatse... n/t

[DS1]

18. *grin*

:D

I love your sense of humor

[AlienGirl]

19. Before it got well known

I used to sneak links to Goatse into chats with unsuspecting people, just to gross them out...

Tucker

[DS1]

20. Should've asked them to make a donation into the attendant

[RebelOne]

29. Have you ever seen Tub Girl?

Talk about a gross out.

[Swede]

5. Conan O'Brian said they were changing the name of the hummer

to knobgobbler. Surprised it did't get bleeped.

[democracyindanger]

7. I can beat that

A hummer that parked in a handicapped space without a handicapped tag. Saw the driver too, and she could get around just fine.

[KitchenWitch]

8. heheheh Connie Francis albums

I love the ones I ultimately get behind, that pull into the driveway of a parking lot and immediately stop and look around/look at a map/pleasure themselves/whatever (while my car's rear end is hanging out into the street, because I wanted to get into that parking lot too.)

[maveric]

11. This A-hole parked one in a handicap space athe the corner store.

A lady told him, "Thats for handicapped people".
His respose: "Handicapped people shouldnt be driving".
Talk about A-holes!!

[DinahMoeHum]

13. Should put a sticker on his vehicle: Morally Handicapped

:evilgrin:

[punpirate]

16. Which reminds me of one...

... I saw in Honolulu forty years ago... little orange square with black Helvetica font, "Hire the Morally Handicapped." On a Lincoln Continental.... :)

[tjwash]

15. That's a 350 dollar fine.

My father in law does RSVP here in San Diego, and writes those out all the time. Funny thing is, he says most of the times, they will see him sitting there in his SDPD RVSP car, and go ahead and park in the handicapped spot anyway, and get out perfectly able to walk.

[maveric]

26. I HATE people that do that! Too fucking lazy to park a few yards further..

away!

[frylock]

14. it's not very mature, but i usually make an effort to expectorate..

on vehicles like that, preferably around the door handle.

[Mrs_Beastman]

17. Ugh

knew of a guy in college that used to park his red viper in four precious spaces all over campus and off campus. After about a semester of this, I noticed someone keyed "NICE PARKING JOB YOU DEGENERATE PIG-FUCKER" around the car. The kid deserved it.

[AlienGirl]

21. That takes dedication...

It's pretty hard to key a car so it shows well. It must have taken a pretty long time, too...

Tucker

[OldLeftieLawyer]

28. Two words:

Liquid Steel

[tjwash]

24. heh...

nt

[AlienGirl]

22. Fun fact: if you take bologna slices, and carve

them into letters, and stick them onto a car, the letters will show up permanently etched into the paint job. Tomato sauce works too, but is harder to write with.

Tucker

[evlbstrd]

23. Use an airbrush and stencil!

[RPM]

25. set fire to it....

fuck that douchehead