Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

[benburch]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

[DrDebug]

1. So the pants worked

Another satisfied customer :thumbsup:

[Lavender Brown]

2. Well then.

[JimmyJazz]

3. Well, I certainly learned my lesson....

that's for sure!

[LordLQQK]

4. Ok 3 questions....

How much are they?
Where can I buy a set?
And can they be remote controlled?

[DrDebug]

5. Press the link

And it'll take you to Ann Summers

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=2673

They are £25.00 and they already used this story as an endorsement for their product :rofl:

I love this product as well. In case your husband fails ;)
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&scat=&pid=2106

Welcome to the DU as well :toast:

[Debbi801]

7. Actually, He is the Husband....

:-)

i'm the wife.

debbi

[DrDebug]

9. Sorry

I didn't know it was going to be a present ;)

[LordLQQK]

8. I saw that link....but....

I found that link in the Newsletter posting. But it is "Plug-N-Play" I want something that is remote controllable...like 50+ feet. Something I can use to get her "attention".

And thanks, but I AM THE HUSBAND, AND I DON'T FAIL. :spank:

:evilgrin:

[benburch]

6. We interrupt this thread...