gollygee
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Fri May-20-05 01:12 PM
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I just got a bible tract pushed through my door |
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I was sitting here and thought I heard the cat scratching at the door, but it was a bible tract being pushed around the edge of the door. I need new weatherstripping or something. Or maybe a security door.
It says I'm going to Hell.
how are you today? :hi:
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Fri May-20-05 01:14 PM
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Well, the way I figure it, if the fundies are right, we'll be so busy shaking hands we won't even notice the heat.... :evilgrin:
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Fri May-20-05 01:18 PM
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9. No A/C in hell I suppose |
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Oh well. I hope it's a dry heat.
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Fri May-20-05 01:14 PM
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2. Hell-bound and happy, here! |
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Fri May-20-05 01:21 PM
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13. There are a lot of us |
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I guess someone has to go or Ghandi and all those other heathens will be lonely. Let's see . . . do I want to hang out with Ghandi or Pat Robertson? Oh, decisions decisions.
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Fri May-20-05 01:15 PM
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3. Hey, I'll have a gin and tonic ready for ya' |
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you have one ready for me!
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Fri May-20-05 01:19 PM
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if the gin doesn't catch fire!
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Fri May-20-05 01:15 PM
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4. Pack some sunscreen and enjoy the trip! |
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:hi:
The rest of us will be there soon. :evilgrin:
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Fri May-20-05 01:17 PM
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7. Sunscreen? You must be reading GD :D |
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Fri May-20-05 01:20 PM
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12. Why ... did somebody already say that? LOL! |
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Oh damn ... I must be spending too much time here, again. :crazy:
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Fri May-20-05 01:46 PM
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27. Apparently sunscreen is a sin too |
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or it causes more cancer than the sun
or something like that
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Fri May-20-05 01:16 PM
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5. Wash the area with Chlorox immediately. |
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See you in hell...I'm bringing the marshmellows!
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Fri May-20-05 01:20 PM
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good idea :D
I saved the bible tract for my husband. I thought he might like a bit of comedy after the long work week.
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Fri May-20-05 01:22 PM
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14. Then he will be roasting marshmellows too? Hafta bring more! |
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:rofl:
Note to self: Stop by store on way to Hell.
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Fri May-20-05 01:16 PM
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6. Don't bother to kiss your ass goodbye yet. The fundies have been... |
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wrong about a lot of things lately.
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Fri May-20-05 01:22 PM
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really? But the bible tells them so!
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Fri May-20-05 01:22 PM
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17. Just wondering Bob: Can anyone actually DO THAT??? n/t |
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Fri May-20-05 08:06 PM
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36. I've got pictures of it here somewhere... |
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Fri May-20-05 01:17 PM
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8. Get finger prints and run it through AFIS |
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Fri May-20-05 01:22 PM
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I hadn't thought of that.
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Fri May-20-05 01:28 PM
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18. you will share which particular sin |
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you're being selected for won't you? Inquiring minds.....
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Fri May-20-05 01:32 PM
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20. I think everyone in the neighborhood got them? |
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Hmm I assumed that. Actually it could just be me since I think everyone else in my neighborhood goes to church. We're the token heathens here.
It says that God doesn't love me - he only loves those who believe in him. That explained a lot to me.
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Fri May-20-05 01:30 PM
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19. hellerrific! How are you? |
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Christans aren't supposed to judge others anyway. Judging others is a hell worthy offense, so we'll see um there.
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Fri May-20-05 01:34 PM
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21. It says the day of judgement is near so someone is judging others |
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it also says that I have to pray to god to help me get an intense hatred for my sins. My sins are sending me to hell.
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Fri May-20-05 01:42 PM
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23. mine take me out for drinks and a movie. |
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maybe you SHOULD repent. Or try some new ones. yup, that's what I would do.
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Fri May-20-05 01:44 PM
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25. It's a lot harder to sin since I got married |
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I used to do it all the time before that.
I'll have to swear more or something. Maybe teach my daughter to swear. I wish I knew what all 10 commandments were so I could find some new sins.
:D
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Fri May-20-05 01:39 PM
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22. With this group freedom means slavery, war means peace |
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I think we can assume the same about Hell.
I figure, either way it works for me. Either Falwell and Graham are right, and I'll be in Hell, or they are wrong, and they'll be in Hell. Either way I want to wind up in the opposite place from them.
If God is a Fundie, I sure don't want to live in Heaven.
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Fri May-20-05 01:48 PM
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29. But it says in the bible . . . |
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uh . . .
Actually I have no idea what it says in teh bible. Something about heaven being good I think.
:D
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Fri May-20-05 02:01 PM
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Heaven didn't sound that nice, unless you like mansions.
Hell, too, is way overhyped. It's more a pit of darkness. I'm a night person, anyway.
Guess I should mention for disclaimer that I'm an atheist and don't believe in either, but I have fun talking about them.
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Fri May-20-05 01:43 PM
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I'm pretty sure I'd prefer hell....
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Fri May-20-05 01:53 PM
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We've got a party going here!
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Fri May-20-05 01:46 PM
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26. If it is a Jack Chick tract, hang on to it. There are people who collect |
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those and it might be worth big bucks in about 25 years.
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Fri May-20-05 01:47 PM
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it was a really boring one with no pictures, just a lot of talk about hell and judgement day.
*sigh* I can't even get the good bible tracts.
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Fri May-20-05 08:06 PM
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35. Maybe it's from a weatherstripping/siding company. |
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Does it say "if you can read this tract, your home is poorly insulated, but that's okay, because hell is nice and warm"?
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