Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

[whistle]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Tran-substantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

[Parche]

1. drunk

Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious?

Say that 20 times

[leftofthedial]

2. No

[Jade Fox]

4. dang, you beat me to it! n/t

[salib]

3. Damn! I can say all of those still.

Well, another martini for me...

[Floogeldy]

5. "I don't love you. I'm just saying I do so you'll take your clothes off."

Ha ha!

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[RevolutionaryActs]

6. I think I need to drink more...

I can still say those things! :o

[Blue-Jay]

7. Hello, ossifer!

No, I habn't bin drunking tonight.

[Jade Fox]

9. LOL! n/t

[Evergreen Emerald]

10. That is what I was going to say!

lol...we are so funny.

[DawgHouse]

8. If you can't say Passive Aggressive Disorder

just say "Bitch!" That's what I always do.

[swag]

11. Gigabit Ethernet

[VOX]

12. "Six orders of fish and chips to go." And I'm still embarrassed!

It was years ago, but I, um, had just a *little* too much, and my wife asked me to phone in the take-out order. I was right at that place where the power of speech is seriously starting to go: "Shiks oars of fishhh an' shhhhips t' go, pleeesh." The reply I got was, "Excuse me, sir?" So I repeat the order, only much faster this time, as if that would help: "Shiksoarsoffishhhan'shhhhipst'gopleeesh."

Needless to say, my wife picked up the order, and I passed out for the night. :silly: