CAPTION the difficulty of grasping the bitter truth

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. I just want to reach out and grab those fuzzy things. They're so fluffy!

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. i swear man

i did a line of coke this long man.

[underpants]

2. Our pre-war assumptions were only off by this much

Re :puke:

[peekaloo]

3. The load recovered from Wolfie's pants was about yay big.

Poor guy probably blew an entire intestine.

[Richardo]

8. LOL peekaloo!

"yay big" is just what the moron would say... :D

[underpants]

4. Oh come on please?!?! throw it over here I can't drop the ball EVERY time

Oh yes you can

[CatWoman]

5. Yowza!!!! he looks bad!!!!!

He's aged/is aging tremendously.

[underpants]

6. It looks like he got the first serving of........

the big old s**t sandwich everyone has to take a bite out of. Seriously he looks like he just got some really bad news....not that we will be told what it is.

[pansypoo53219]

15. i guess they didn't have time to retouch

the chimp

[NJCher]

16. He's been boozing

You can see it in the puffy red eyes, watery quality of the eyes.


Cher

[AlGore-08.com]

7. I only need this much blow to clear my head.

C'mon, which one of you ex-hippie libur'l media types is holding? Fifi? Pablo? That-one-way-annoying-dude-in-the-back? Don't think you can fool me, people - - I can smell Peruvian flake from a distance of five miles. Cough it up dirtbag, or I'm bringin' out the nekked pictures of Uncle Rummy. I mean it. Noboby's getting out of this room alive 'lessen you fork over that toot.

[cosmicdot]

9. W: This isn't part of the script, but, I'd like to call on Rummy and Condi

... to each give an off-the-cuff statement or three to back up what Bremer and me just said ... Condi, you want to go first?

[underpants]

10. W re-enacts handing out soccer balls to Iraqi kids

and handing the American people a bag of lies.

[Mr. Jinx]

11. I think he was in Sacramento too long...

[eileen_d]

13. If you're one-term and you know it, clap your hands!

(clap, clap)

[Guaranteed]

22. Hee hee nt

[skip fox]

14. W. just got done saying, "Like if Iraq was a watermelon, only the

seeds would be bad. All the rest is smooth sailing or good eating or something, you know, juicy and stuff and it quenches your thirst as good as a soft drink. So I say, we just spit out the seeds and don't swallow them and then it will be a complete success. See?"

(Long silent pause as reporters look at each other perplexed.)

[Upfront]

17. Help

Wash the blood off my hands.

[pdx_prog]

18. Well, I never actually seen it myself

mind you, but pickles talked to Monica once and she said the damn was THIS LONG!

[cosmicdot]

19. W: We talked about there being good Iraqis and bad Iraqis ...

... and, that bad Iraqis are killing good Iraqis, we think, but not sure 'cause we've planted some Syrian passports and have underground counter-agents ... but, the bottomline is that the bad Iraqis are terrorists ... they are killers and we're not ... and, they are terrorists in their own country which we're occupying for oil and such, and Bremer's here and said no way in Hell he's going back to that Turkey shoot ... he was lucky to catch the last plane out with Wolfie ... so, we need to ferret out the bad Iraqis ... I think ferrets may be this long ... so, we talked on how to do best ferret ... we've been successful smoking people out ... but, the general consensus is that we have no friggin' idea ... yada yada yada ... and, we're upbeat about it all ... Saddam is no longer in power ... at least, not out front ... maybe in the background ... but, we don't see him, so that counts ... Osama, I mean Jim, question?

[Fenris]

20. Two midgets dressed as Buckingham Palace guards...

Orally pleasured the president this morning as he gave a press conference from the Oval Office.

[skip fox]

23. TWISTED!!!

I'd expect no less, Fenris. :toast:

[Swede]

21. I once caught a lake trout this big.

Yessiree boy,you shouda seen it.

[skip fox]

24. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

25. W: ... quite frankly, I'm glad no one is talking about Afghanistan ...

... or the mess we still have there ... or what happened to the $43 million we gave to the Taliban and why ... or what happened to the millions of dollars and the gold we found in Iraq ... or, if we had traced the money's serial numbers and such ... when was the last time Ken Lay stole a headline? ... so, it's not all bad news ...

[cosmicdot]

26. W: no, we stand firm on our position regarding global warming

... there's not enough proof ... next question?