Jesus Built My Hot Rod

[mark414]

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it’s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You’re a wild wild little town bitch
Now how ’bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don’t dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I’m talkin’ about I said
Why why why it’ll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It’ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt ’bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin’ uh it don’t know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I’ll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it’s here it’s this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
It’s a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

[Elidor]

1. I just posted this in another thread!

Coincidence? I think NOT! It's the work of de DEVIL! :evilgrin:

[mark414]

2. haha, didn't even see that

but i see it now...that's the thread i was copying

[napi21]

3. What in the hell was that?

I own a hot rod, and what you posted makes no sense to me at all.
!.

[Elidor]

4. It's a kickass song by Ministry

One of the great cheap rock songs of all time.

[chicagojoe]

5. The vocals on it are performed by

Gibby Haines of The Butthole Surfers.

[napi21]

6. Well, I don't care who performed it. I read the words that were posted.

There's ONE line that referrs to a hot rod.

Do what you wish, but don't involve me in it!

[chicagojoe]

7. It's just a fun/silly rocker.

You'd have to hear the song to appreciate it. These were not meant to be "profound" lyrics.

[enigmatic]

8. Great, great song...

Ministry's best song, and God love Gibby of The Butthole Surfers for giving it an extra kick..

[Klapaucius]

9. Absolutely cool song...

I likes me some Ministry, but mostly just the older stuff, like the Psalm 69 album. I started listening to Ministry because I thought Metallica was too mellow.

I need to make an all Ministry CD....

Thieves
So What
N.W.O. ( I find it very amusing that there are samples of George Sr. in this song )
Jesus Built My Hotrod
Psalm 69
Just One Fix
Stigmata
Hero

Maybe round it out with a little bit of Revolting Cocks...

K.

[Elidor]

10. That would be a great CD

Great mix

[chicagojoe]

11. Also, stuff by their other off-shoot band---

---"1000 Homo DJ's". Great stuff.