Penis Closes Road

[brainshrub]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13355259,00.html

A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

[notadmblnd]

1. so that where I left it!

nt

[xultar]

2. Are we wishing again?

:rofl:

[sniffa]

3. i reaLLy Like having a detachabLe penis

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. At least they made the penis safe

dangerous penises all over.

[nytemare]

5. Was the penis planted, or lost??

I find myself wondering how a single shoe got in the middle of the road. I always wonder where the other shoe is.

I guess I shouldn't get started on this one..lol.

[Taxloss]

6. Headline of the year.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Under this category:

"Offbeat"

:wow:

:rofl:

[Taxloss]

11. This is like 911 for those "News of the Weird" sites.

It's so fucking huge it's got two threads.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. So, heh, which mediawhore got off on it first?

[all.of.me]

9. a foot long plastic penis? isn't that called a dildo?!

boy.... are we a nation living in fear or what?!?!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. I don't know about you...

but I think that's going to be sitting in the "Lost and Found" box for quite a while...