Further evolution of Pacific Northwest office etiquette.

[swag]

Five years ago, clipping your fingernails at your desk was all the rage, but now it seems to have grown ho-hum.

Fortunately, flossing one's teeth in the workspace has renewed interest in performing personal hygiene tasks at the desk.

Can nosehair grooming be very far off for the desk set?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

1. "Pacific Northwest etiquette" is an oxymoron

After 18 years of living in Oregon, I decided that there was no such thing.

[swag]

2. Yeah, looks like I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig.