Get your testicle recipes here!

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Battered Balls
Cut the testes (your choice) into broad, thin slices
Marinate for 1 hour in oil, lemon juice, chopped parsley, salt and pepper.
Dip them in light batter
Fry
Serve with ketchup or chili sauce

Butterflied Turkey Nuts
3 pounds of fresh turkey nuts
1 pound of flour
Salt & Pepper

Heat fryer to 350-degrees.
Rinse nuts under cold running water and pat them dry with a paper towel. Make a lengthwise slit in your nuts, almost cutting in half but not going all the way through (butterfly). Dredge in the seasoned flour and fry immediately. Have a platter with a towel to drain your nuts on. Serve your nuts with your favorite sauce.

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1. I hope you're not a dentist.

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Why?

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3. Story about a dentist squirting sperm into his patiens mouths with

a syringe.

:puke:

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4. I am female, not a dentist

but I do have some good computer tools...

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5. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...

Where's the toilet?? WHERE'S THE TOILET???!!!

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2. From the DU Dominatrix Cookbook. 9.95 - 7.95 for DU members.

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6. Where does one purchase turkey nuts?

Am I just walking past them in the poultry section of the supermarket?