CAPTION what restaurant workers would call "in the weeds"

[underpants]

[DBoon]

1. What an ugly lawn ornament!

Give me a pink flamingo any day!

[commander bunnypants]

2. See Shrub is speaking to his own kind

WEEDS!!

DDQM

[Richardo]

3. I'm not too crazy about the new garden gnome design...

...I miss the pointy red hats. :-(

[underpants]

7. Deep hardy bellylaugh

Oh the garden gnome angle how oculd I have missed it.

Throwing feces too.

Too much

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Jane Goodall sends this photo of an antisocial chimp taken

in his natural habitat!(note how he scraches his own ass and then smells his fingers)

[Richardo]

5. In the next slide, see how he flings feces at the WH press corps...

...and they thank him for it. :eyes:

LOL Hubert!

[regularguy]

6. W brings his abstinence only message to nature......

.

[myomy]

8. Hey Condi, where is everybody?

.

[GOPisEvil]

9. The Garden Gnome Liberation Front at work again!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031028/325/ecd6g.html

[Zuni]

11. whoa

I just wrote about Garden gnomes then i saw your post!

[Zuni]

10. Treehugger Bush

Gets in touch with his femine side with a read of poetry among the flowers for the ladies from Planned Parenthood.

or

He is just waiting for the Garden Gnomes.

[cosmicdot]

12. Honey, I shrunk the pRESIDENT

((W pretends he is Adam in the Garden of Eden))

[corarose]

13. Oh Shit the fertilizer spike is too far up in the lawn!

:kick:

[Fenris]

14. "I've got to hide this box of Jack somewhere."

[skip fox]

15. "No, really, I mean it. You've been a great audience! So what if

you can't applaud? You listened closely and respectifully. You stayed where you were and didn't laugh or ask hard questions. You were so good, in fact, I think I'll come out here everyday and hold a press conference for you and let the reporters be damned. How 'bout that? And we can all be in the fresh air . . . and soak up a little sun . . . and (blah, blah, blah)."

[skip fox]

16. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[Bossy Monkey]

17. I understand that the other George III also liked to talk to trees

or was that just Douglas Adams being silly?