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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:29 AM
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I have a stalker
Damn housefly keeps following me from room to room.


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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:31 AM
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1. Don't kill it, that is bad for your Karma.
Just try to shoo it out a window.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:35 AM
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3. Is it really???
I'm quite fucked then. :shrug:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:39 AM
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6. Yes think about it in these terms,
One way to judge a person's compassion is to observe how that person treats the most helpless of creatures.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:40 AM
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7. flies are helpless?
:shrug:

they always seemed pretty self-sufficient to me.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:42 AM
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11. Indeed, you can end a flies life with little or no thought.
Could a fly do the same to you?
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:41 AM
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9. So you've never killed a bug?
I guess that seriously makes you a better person than me. I just don't like them and I've killed many mosquitos in my day (i'm allergic to them) as well.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:43 AM
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12. No, I can't say that I haven't
But I try not to.
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:47 AM
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13. Okay, just asking.
I just think we're all human and that tends to be my reaction sometimes. But as for any animals and things bigger than bugs, I don't harm them in the least.
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Shrubhater Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:21 PM
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16. Karma is bogus. n/t
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:35 AM
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2. kill it
the karma points you lose for killing a fly are minimal.

:hi:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:36 AM
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4. progmom, is your chi unbalanced?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:36 AM
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5. no, but my chai is
needs more sugar.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:40 AM
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8. Yummy...
:9
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 11:20 AM
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14. LOL! I ask myself...
would a twenty-foot-tall fly have mercy on me?

The fly is toast. :hi:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:19 PM
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15. Damn what fantasy land have you stumbled upon?
Take me there.;)
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Arianrhod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 10:41 AM
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10. Think of it as white noise.
I've finally trained the bees around here to listen to my voice. Haven't had one come in a window all spring. . . .
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Shrubhater Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 01:59 PM
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17. Oh, no, (gasp!)
Edited on Sun May-29-05 02:03 PM by Shrubhater
A fly os following you? Help, somebody help us. Call 911. Hellllllp...:eyes: :eyes: :nopity: :sarcasm::sarcasm: :sarcasm: :hide: :eyes:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 02:01 PM
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18. Is it wearing my pants?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 02:03 PM
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20. It's totally naked
I have to avert my eyes.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 02:02 PM
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19. See if it's in the kitchen.
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