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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:48 PM
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Condom - wearing man nabbed by jogging female cop
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/313737p-268367c.html

He's busted - in a flash!

Condom-wearing man nabbed by jogging female cop

By KERRY BURKE
and CORKY SIEMASZKO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

John Dee Kelly
A Manhattan banker wearing only a condom ambushed a female jogger on the Jersey Shore - but had to scram when she turned out to be a cop, prosecutors said yesterday.

The officer threatened to blast 39-year-old John Dee Kelly with pepper spray and later got the plate number off his rented car, enabling cops to track the suspect down.

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I wonder why he was only wearing condom? Did he something on his mind?
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 12:58 PM
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1. Oh my, she caught a hardened criminal? n/t
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:26 PM
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5. *groaning*
that was bad :D
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:31 PM
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8. I agree. That was bad. So bad it was funny!
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-05 08:53 AM
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9. ooof
:)
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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:01 PM
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2. And of course it's a republican greedhead type.
Yuk.
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:24 PM
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3. He picked the wrong victim
I nearly snarfed my morning coffee when I read that story in the NY Times. It's great to have a story like that start your day!
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:26 PM
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4. What do you think he had on his mind?
:eyes:
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:28 PM
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6. Well, he certainly had something on his head.
:shrug:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 01:29 PM
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7. I will not date a man who wears a condom and nothing else in public.
Call me crazy. But, I gotta set some standards.
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