It's cold, I didn't win the Powerball, and the macaroni salad I had

[Bunny]

for breakfast really sucked. How much more can I be expected to endure???

[GOPisEvil]

1. Macaroni salad for breakfast!

:thumbsup:

[baldguy]

2. Did you drink the remains of a warm beer from last night?

Sounds like the start of a perfect day!

[BroadwayBrat]

3. I feel your pain...

This is the second morning in a row that I have been woken up by the alarm company from my job, something/one has set off the alarm at 7:30am! I could kill! I left a note, don't set the alarm today, because if I get another phone call tomorrow....Death!! :mad:

[liberalitch]

4. Poor baby.... Here have a...

poptart and a glass of milk

[BroadwayBrat]

6. Thanks! I needed that!

All I have had so far is three cups of coffee...and the start of an ulcer!

[Tektonik]

5. I woke up at 5:30 AM when I didn't need to,

and I can't go back to sleep. :( Plus when I woke up, I had to spit up some mucous. Ugh

[Left Is Write]

7. I didn't win Powerball either.

Damn.