Bouncy Ball
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Sun May-29-05 02:48 PM
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
(Of course, Chimpy McCokespoon wouldn't be riding a horse, since he's apparently terrified of them, but it's still funny.)
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Sun May-29-05 02:50 PM
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1. I don't think he was riding a horse |
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According to Laura, I think he was on the track milking a horse..
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Sun May-29-05 03:02 PM
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2. HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA |
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Edited on Sun May-29-05 03:35 PM by Shrubhater
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