Worst Pick Up line EVER!

[Sannum]

Okay, I was out getting a salad at a pizza joint because well...I was hungry. Anyway, as I was leaving, a very skeevy drunk guy came up to me and said "Hey dollface, are you a model? Come over to my place". :eyes:

Thankfully, he went away after he saw my frighteningly icy glare, but oh my god...NEVER use that line!

[tuvor]

1. I'll never use it again.

I learned that the hard way this past weekend.

Waitaminnit....

[Richard Steele]

2. Bwahaaaa!

:rofl:

[ifyouknewsushi]

3. Hey honey, your teeth are like the stars!!!

They come out at night...yuck.

[liberalpragmatist]

4. The "Polar Bear"-line

"How much does a polar bear way?"

"I dunno. How much."

"Enough to break the ice"

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Actually, I can see how some women might find it charming in a very over-earnest way. Personally, I don't think I could ever say it with a straight face. And it's not really offensive. It's just really stupid.

[Fuzz]

5. Hey honey, live around here, often?

[ifyouknewsushi]

6. Do you know the differance between a Big Mac and a BJ?

Well No.

Whatcha doing for lunch?

[General Zod]

7. The Fred Flintstone pick up line.....

Hey baby, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock.......