I stopped my car and helped a small turtle across the road... Does that

[DS1]

get me 72 virgins? :D

I think it tried to piss on me.

[mitchtv]

1. it's hard to tell if a turtle

is a virgin or not, but yeah.

[neuvocat]

2. Hopefully it wasn't on some sort of pilgrimmage.

I bet it had to walk across that road in order to prove its inherent turtle-ness and now it has to do it all over again.

[MuseRider]

6. Carlos Casteneda?

LOL, I think of him every time I don't step on a bug or run over a creature.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

3. I don't know about the 72 virgins but you can't ride anywhere

with my daughter this time of year. Once, last year, on a short 35 mile trip she made me stop eight different times to get a variety of turtles and move them back away from the road. My personal belief is that the turtles were cussing us out each time. Those poor guys were thinking, "Damn, there goes another morning's work." Kinda like, why did the turtle cross the road? Because it wanted to, dammit.

Anyway, it takes twice as long when she is in the car. She is just an ol' softie. She is also a repug but that is another story.

[MasonJar]

4. Thank you!

[sundog]

5. not quite... it makes you re-virginized

and the turtle gods thank you

[Kat45]

7. It puts you in danger of wanting to marry a box turtle.

Be very, very careful.

[graywarrior]

8. Periodically our neighborhood has turtle stampedes

They venture out of the pond and threaten us as we drive by.

[SOteric]

9. Now wait..

You're leaving matcom for a box turtle so that you can start a harem full of women that don't put out...? Tell me again about how yours is the more logical gender. :hi:

[DS1]

10. Box yes, turtle no

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

11. OMG he DOES have a heart!

who knew? :think: :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

16. Of course he does,

It's been in his sigline for a month or so.

[texas1928]

12. I bet he was really already on his way back.

and You put him back on the wrong side and now he has to start all over again. that is why he pissed on you.

[Zuni]

13. what if the box turtle kills a kitten?

instant hell for you, brother. :evilfrown:

[Runcible Spoon]

14. I thought it was every time you masturbate, a kitten dies (?)

Either way I guess DS1 is screwed!

[roguevalley]

15. I adore turtles. You da man!

[Evergreen Emerald]

17. First donkeys, now turtles...

...is there no end to your talent?

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Did you wash your hands afterwards?

[FuzzySlippers]

19. Do you really want to go through all the work

of deflowering 72 virgins?:shrug: