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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:31 PM
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Even the most heartless BASTARD melts in the presence of BABY DUCKS.


:evilgrin:

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Call me Deacon Blues Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:33 PM
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1. Mmmmmm
Tastes like chicken! ;)
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:34 PM
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3. HEY! I said "melts in the presence of," NOT...
"melts in your mouth!"

:evilgrin:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:28 PM
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25. hey, shut up with that crap
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:33 PM
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2. Mmmm...I'd love to snap his beak off with my bare hands!
Just kidding...:P
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:34 PM
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4. I'm starting to think I picked the wrong day to post this one...
:evilgrin:

:toast:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:35 PM
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5. It's so tiny :)
And fuzzy.

Awwwwwwwww.
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Call me Deacon Blues Donating Member (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:37 PM
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6. The ducks at the local park would swarm around you
because they'd been fed so much. I told my kids they were a rare breed -- "Pihranna Ducks". :rofl:
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:54 PM
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9. we've got one at work that will jump into your lap ...
Edited on Tue May-31-05 03:55 PM by Lisa
... if you don't throw your bread crusts into the pond fast enough!

And her husband is just as bad -- he'll park yourself by your knee when you're trying to eat your lunch, and start tugging at your pantleg if he thinks you're trying to ignore him.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:38 PM
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7. The Ultimate Test!
Show 'em to whoisalhedges!

:rofl:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:58 PM
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14. It's just about the cutest thing ever.
I love baby birds. And no, I don't mean the flavor thereof. I wanna cuddle up with them, because they're the sweetest things on earth.

And anyone who talks smack about it can go get fucked.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:09 PM
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16. YAY! HEDGES ACTUALLY LIKES IT! KEWL!
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:47 PM
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8. Wow.
If you could round up 9,999 more of those you could make a nice warm winter jacket!

:D
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:54 PM
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10. So cute. Why do baby animals turn my maternal instincts up to high
and human babies totally are uninteresting.
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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:10 PM
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20. so true.
i want to protect and cuddle baby animals but baby people. nah..

if a kid and an animal get killed in a book or movie i am so upset...about the animal.
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 06:27 PM
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27. I was not allowed to watch Lassie as a child for that reason. I would
be inconsolable about anything that happened to lassie.
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:56 PM
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11. I saw a bunch of them a few weeks ago
I had to go pick up baby chicks out at a farm store, and they had a tub of baby ducks. Oh.My.God.

Baby chicks are cute, but baby ducks are wayyyy cuter. Must be the bill.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:01 PM
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15. especially when they're still brightly-colored ...
... for the first couple of days. They look like bathtub toys! If I saw a tub of baby ducks, you'd need heavy equipment to pry me away. They start growing pretty quickly and get a bit more gangly and scruffy-feathered, but I still like 'em!


Indian Runner ducks (about a week old?) -- like the ones I had last year


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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:56 PM
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12. I WANT 'IM!
quack quack!
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 03:57 PM
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13. even the Bush Administration (gasp!)
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/archive/may2002.htm

State officials had planned an elaborate ceremony for the time when Bertha's babies were born and pushed out of the nest to a nearby garden pool. But they hatched Sunday afternoon and only guards were around to watch the parade. Powell was informed of the event Monday. "What?" he said repeating a reporter's question. "The ducks are gone?" Then he pouted.

http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/2002/fyi/news/05/03/news.for.you/
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:15 PM
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17. Baby ducks are cute...then they grow up and become dandy roasts.
:)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:45 PM
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18. It would look better with this:
Edited on Tue May-31-05 04:46 PM by HypnoToad


:9
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 04:47 PM
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19. Who's got the orange sauce?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:24 PM
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22. here are some duckies
Edited on Tue May-31-05 05:59 PM by roguevalley






A baby bat for good measure
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:28 PM
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24. you shut up!
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:20 PM
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21. I'm a heartless bastard...
and I am melting.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:27 PM
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23. I feed adult ducks too; they are all cute as hell
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 05:36 PM
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26. Make way! Make way!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-31-05 06:34 PM
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28. A bucket of water would work just as well on Cheney. n/t
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