CLENIS!!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

The Clenis was responsible for the movie Gigli, the fall of Troy, and New Coke. Also the assassination of Lincoln.

[NoodleBoy]

1. and Darwin's evil, satanic book.

Or was Darwin's evil, satanic book responsible for the Clenis?

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Hmmm.

Actually I think the Clenis was responsible for that, too.

Oh and the Clenis is responsible for the fact that Pamela Anderson's boobs keep drastically changing size. And global warming.

It's powerful, the Clenis.

[NoodleBoy]

10. You mean, the global warming LIE?

[CottonBear]

2. LOL! The CLENIS haters were out in force on CSPAN WJ today.

Everything is the fault of the CLENIS, don't you know?
:sarcasm:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. TODAY?

Context, please? What were they saying?

I love the delusionoids.

[CottonBear]

12. RW callers complaining about Felt and how CLENIS was worse than Nixon

They were full of hate. They couldn't stop talking about the CLENIS. One even said "blow job!" Then, one caller reached way back into history and said that JFK having an affair with Marilyn Monroe was worse than Nxon's supposed crimes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! :rofl:

[underpants]

16. That's the RW talking point-"but but what if Hoover had told about JFK?"

Whine whine whine

Hoover didn't tell what he knew about JFK because he was playing POLITICS strengthening his position. Back in the day when there were actuall politicians in Washington that is what you did. With Clinton they didn't know what to do and there really wasn't much more to get out of him (balanced budget*, end of welfares as we know it, telecommunications bill, strengthened military) so they used it to paint Dems as immoral and horn dogs. They are suits who don't know how to play the game.

*sort of balanced- Treasury Bills and Fed pensions are no longer included in the calculation.

[CottonBear]

20. Excellent analysis of the RW political mindset. n/t

[chaumont58]

23. Don't you guys know that blowjobs are worse than blackbag jobs any day

I mean! What will we tell the children?

[sui generis]

5. you know what? I believe it. Only the Clenis could

come up with something as dastardly bad as Gigli

[MadisonProgressive]

6. Forgive me for being a dunce

but what is 'the CLENIS'?

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. Clinton's Penis

the source of all evil according to the RW

[Bouncy Ball]

8. OMG YOU TOLD HER!!!

NOW SHE IS GOING TO BE SUBJECT TO THE POWERS OF THE CLENIS!!!!

YOU SUCK!!!!

:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. it's one of the side effects of the CLENIS

once someone is under the power of it...they must recruit others!!!

[CottonBear]

14. Bwahahahahahahaha!

:rofl: ;) :rofl: ;) :rofl: ;) :rofl: ;) :rofl: ;)

[MadisonProgressive]

18. ah jeez, did ya have to go tell me that!

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. you are now under the power of the CLENIS

now go make me a sandwich! :P

[MadisonProgressive]

21. Yes, Master CLENIS... I await your next instructions...

[johnnie]

9. Didn't The Clenis also crucify some spiritual leader?

:shrug:

[Chovexani]

13. The Clenis killed Elvis

My magic 8 ball told me so.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. That's right I forgot about that.

The Clenis killed Janis Joplin, too. Damn Clenis.

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. Though CLENIS didn't kill Jimi Hendrix directly

I heard it was his dealer

[chaumont58]

22. According to Men In Black

Elvis isn't dead, he just went home.

[underpants]

24. It also allows hot water to freeze faster than cold water

:eyes: