Yum! I'm eating a floater in the river

[DS1]

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[Maddy McCall]

1. You turd.

No pun intended. :D

:hi:

[matcom]

2. that stupid dog of yours take a dump again?

[DS1]

10. On a Songbird

[matcom]

12. put a fucking bell on that TURD

:crazy:

[DS1]

16. You ever see shit fly, boy?

[matcom]

17. only when i'm being chased back to my tank

by a wild boar :D

[DS1]

20. Ever wonder why Roast Pig spits are half an inch in diameter?

:D

[MrScorpio]

3. You're a strange man, Yossarian

[notadmblnd]

4. I first read it as....I'm leaving a floater in the river

I looked a second time and I see you are eating a floater, are they the same as sliders aka whitecastles?

[chickenscratching]

5. this looks like a FUCKING USELESS POST

to me!!! :crazy:

[progmom]

6. whoooooo hoooooooooo

FUCKING USELESS POST-A-PALOOZA!

[DS1]

9. Then it's official, because YOU'RE THE EXPERT!!

:crazy: :nuke: }(

[chickenscratching]

13. the EXPERT ELITIST!

by the way, do you still have my valise?

[progmom]

21. i got an apology yesterday

from the suitcase himeself

:shrug:

[chickenscratching]

23. ok

so what's the deal? are we being intricately screwed around with?

[progmom]

24. je ne sais pas

hard to know
those suitcases are tricky

[chickenscratching]

25. c'est la vie!

[progmom]

26. oooh la la!

:shrug:

[chickenscratching]

27. tu es tres sexy!!!!

:loveya:

[progmom]

28. voulez vouz

...you know...

[chickenscratching]

29. oh, baby!

my place or yours>?

[progmom]

31. my place is strewn with toddler toys

looks like it's yours, by default.

[jukes]

7. in cop jargon

a floater is a "ripe" cadaver. "wet floater" found in water; "dry" leax through the ceiling into the downstairs apartment.



are you a ghoul?
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[DS1]

8. Nah, I'd just sooner eat a floater than Ramen for a week

:D

[jukes]

11. valid point!

ramen is bag-lady food!

[Zuni]

15. I used to work at this grocery store

and this crazy old woman who had like 80 cats and smelled so bad you could smell her clear across the store, who also often wore a rug as a dress, never bought ramen.

I think she ate cat food. Thing is, she was rich, just crazy and no one to take care of her. I think the state put her in an institution for her own good a before she died.

[Zuni]

14. like when they found the first Green River Killer bodies

hardly appetizing to find a bunch of dead, decomposed hookers in the river.

[jukes]

18. i have dreams someXs

in "smell-a-rama". you never forget the smell.


cops, especially homocide dicks, carry jars of Vicks w/ their gear.

[Zuni]

19. cigars too

I have a real sensitive sense of smell and an over active gag reflex. I would die without some real strong stuff

were you a cop once?

[jukes]

22. yes. retired now.

try not to talk about it much, but been having 1 of those weex.

Chavez Speax the Truth refers to my alter-ego as "Butch Braggart, Hunter of Men."




these days i rescue feral cats and am mostly a nice man.

my apologies if i've offended (grossed out) any1. also for jacking DS1's useless post...

[Wapsie B]

30. I've always wondered

what would cut that smell.