Hubert Flottz
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:13 AM
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The Shrubmeister is so damned dumb that... |
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He thinks High Crimes are drug related!
He Thinks Roe v Wade, is the choice of ways to get across the river!
He thinks all the way in, is a roadhouse!
Add your 2cents;
HOW DUMB IS THE CHIEF MORAN?
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:16 AM
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that he won't go to Latin America because he flunked Latin at Andover.
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:17 AM
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2. He can't tell chicken shit from... |
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:18 AM
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3. He says his favorite candy is W&W's |
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:19 AM
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:24 AM
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6. I wish the dumbass could find his way back to Texas forever! |
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Edited on Thu Jun-02-05 10:26 AM by Hubert Flottz
He gets two days dumber for every one day older! Crash Test Dummy is the only gubmint job he really might be smart enough to hold down!
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:22 AM
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Dim Son is so dumb, when his twins were born he saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey they come with cable!”
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:30 AM
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7. He claims that he's smarter than pickles! |
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He said she was so dumb, that when he took her to the motel on their wedding night, she put the pillow under her a$$ instead of under her head!
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:34 AM
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It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!
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Hubert Flottz
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:38 AM
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If pickles the x teacher, would make him do it over till he got it right, he'd have to eat 5647653423198786584657342 bottles of Bob Dole's Blue Pills!
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:41 AM
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10. When he gets a brainstorm it only drizzles. |
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Thu Jun-02-05 10:49 AM
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A dry drizzle! His entire line of bullshit is a mirage!
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