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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 06:39 PM
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Joke- or maybe the truth?
Free Milk


For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, you may want to keep the following in mind...

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to
the fact that for 6 ounces of sausage it's not worth buying the entire
pig.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 06:44 PM
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1. Yeah but they usually get a diamond
Which seems to be enough to buy them off.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 06:46 PM
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2. lol
And it's seven.
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david_vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 06:47 PM
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3. The only people who want to get married these days
are gay.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 06:48 PM
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4. *rimshot*
Ha!
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