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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:46 PM
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My husband brought home penis-shaped corn chips - ask me anything!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:46 PM
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1. What will you be dipping them in?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:48 PM
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2. Salsa
mmmm

:evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:48 PM
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3. I guess that's better than........................
Corn-shaped penis chips.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:49 PM
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4. oh ho ho
That is a good one - I will pass that on!
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:50 PM
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5. Although...
a corn-shaped penis might not be too bad. Built-in "pleasure bumps"...not to mention the girth. As long as you don't LOOK at it...heh.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:57 PM
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6. You know...
They do make "instruments of pleasure" shaped like corn. Yay, verily, I have seen them with mine own eyes :evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 08:59 PM
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7. Well shuck me.
Do you mean the entire plant? Or just an ear?

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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:00 PM
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8. I believe just the ear
But I suppose you could add the stalk???
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:01 PM
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11. Oh, shuck off.
:D

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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:05 PM
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15. Get shucked.
:hi:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:00 PM
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9. Making a plaster cast of an ear of corn shouldn't be too difficult.
What were we talking about again?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:03 PM
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13. This thread is deteriorating quickly
from its original, intellectually stimulating purpose.

Hey, isn't anyone going to ASK who makes the penis-shaped corn chips??? C'mon - I know you're dying to get your own bags of them.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:04 PM
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14. Let's call in an expert.
http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

I've met Cynthia. She a local gal. And I've seen some of her work. But none of it was shaped like an ear of corn.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:09 PM
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16. Oh yeah!
She'd be real disappointed in the size of these corn chips, though.

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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:01 PM
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10. Hahaha! Owww, my spleen! :D
NT!

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specimenfred1984 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:03 PM
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12. Don't Take the Name "Frito-Lay" Seriously
and call the 1-800 number and ask for the recipee-pee.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:10 PM
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17. How thoughtful of him
LOL ....Did ya tell him thank you
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:13 PM
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19. Why yes I did...
But we really have to thank "Senor Dick" for making "Little Dippers."

I find them too salty. Really.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:10 PM
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18. Betcha...
Can't eat just one!

Or can't wait to pop them in your mouth...
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 09:13 PM
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20. I've already had several tonight
:evilgrin:
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