dhinojosa
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:53 PM
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Holy crap....JESUS LIFTED WEIGHTS!!! |
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:54 PM
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1. Jesus found Barry Bonds' steroids stash, I see.... |
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:55 PM
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2. well, he WOULD have been buff |
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i mean, damn, he built houses for 20 years
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:55 PM
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3. kinda resembles the bow flex |
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:56 PM
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4. I think the comments there are just as funny as the pics. |
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Next on Bush’s agenda: steroids in Christianity. I think if this beefy Jesus were put on the stand in front of Congress, He would maintain, “I’m not here to talk about the past. My message is steroids is bad.”
Disciple Jana calls this image “Buff Jesus.” She discovered it on eBay (credit due to Boris Vallejo for his oil painting skills). Jana writes, “I've never seen Jesus quite like this. I personally like my Jesus skinny and sickly.”
I’ll take my Jesus any way I can get Him -- on the juice or Atkins-friendly. The appearance of being able to bench-press a church is a bonus.
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With arms like that, he'd hang around all weekend. No wonder people think he didn't really die. :)
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:56 PM
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5. Is this a fundie site, a cool legitimate site, or a parody? |
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Sun Jun-05-05 11:58 PM
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6. A legitimate parody.... |
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Fun for christians, atheists, and agnostics a like. Deep thought and Self reflecting christians often comment about how funny some of their fellow followers are in making weird pics like this.
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:18 AM
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8. I love this website, it was one of the first websites I discovered when |
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I went on the internet.
It looks like Jesus is about to escape, he broke the cross he's on.
I like the paint by numbers Jesus pictures, I seem to rememeber my Aunt painting a huge paint by number Last Supper picture, she framed it.
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:27 AM
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9. Looks like Jesus had a relationship with Balco |
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Does this mean he'll have to go infront of Congress some time soon.
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:35 AM
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10. I found a metal crucifix in the basement of my house |
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after we moved into it. Now I keep it on the porch by the smoker. It's my Jesus-on-a-Stick.
Before you flame, I'm a Recovering Catholic.
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:42 AM
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The local monstrosity lampooned... http://www.jeeeb.us
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