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Tue Jun-07-05 12:04 PM
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Tom Cruise's atheist Pitbull has been breeding with the songbird's in... |
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:05 PM
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1. Sure. Start another flame war. Just as the wounds were starting |
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:08 PM
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2. I thought it was a fundie pitbull. |
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:08 PM
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3. And Laura Branigan's ghost is haunting Britney Spears! |
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Whatever shall we dooooooo?!
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:09 PM
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Turn out the lights, it's time to go home!
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:11 PM
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5. Tom Cruise is breeding with Kleeb |
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:12 PM
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Tue Jun-07-05 12:19 PM
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7. You're wrong! Your ideas are evil! |
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Tue Jun-07-05 01:02 PM
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8. Wow. Now that I've read this, I never have to go to GD again. |
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Tue Jun-07-05 01:11 PM
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I wet myself a little bit reading that.
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Tue Jun-07-05 01:16 PM
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10. Have that tattooed on your ass |
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Edited on Tue Jun-07-05 01:18 PM by VelmaD
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on edit: That I was right...not that you wet yourself...or Commie's whole screed...not enough room on your ass for that. :)
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Tue Jun-07-05 01:48 PM
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11. How do you know the capacity of Will's ass? |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Tue Jun-07-05 01:51 PM
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but then I'd have to kill you. :)
The pictures have national security implications and require Super Duper Mega Ultra Top Secret clearance (or buying me chocolate) to see.
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Tue Jun-07-05 05:02 PM
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13. Whoa. That sums up the last year on DU |
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Tue Jun-07-05 07:43 PM
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15. The DU Universal Flamebait |
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Too cute and too accurate!
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