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pruner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 12:26 AM
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pre-order your Ann Coulter talking action figure now


Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

http://www.thbookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 12:45 AM
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1. If you pull up her dress, is there a penis?
:D
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 01:03 AM
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2. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I don't wanna know...I DON'T CARE!!!!!

Also, if you pull the string 3 times in a row, she'll barf her food...
"Beverly Hills Diet" anyone?

Lu Cifer, placing my order right now........NOT!
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Avalon Sparks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 01:34 AM
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3. I can hardly wait for ~~
The Real Action Hero Bill Bennett that comes with a slot machine, and the Real Action Hero Rush "Pill Popping" Limbaugh that comes with a king size bottle of oxycotin.
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Devlzown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 01:37 AM
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4. Does it come with pins?
:evilgrin:
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area51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 01:49 AM
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5. Alas
Devlzown said:

"Does it come with pins?"

I wish that voodoo really worked.
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OldSoldier Donating Member (982 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 09:04 AM
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7. It comes with two sets of hands...
One has Kung Fu Grip, the other is for when you want to pose him with his fingers crossed behind his back.
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 02:29 AM
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6. I prefer this version

more true to life LOL

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 09:05 AM
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8. Does it come with a minibar ? n/t
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-03 09:08 AM
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9. We need a Sean Hannity, O'Reilly, Scarborough and Novak
We need the whole collection for proper Voodoo ceremonies.

I'll give my Haitian buddy a call.
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