Great Dubya-themed 419 Scam!

[OldSoldier]

Check this out. I got it in my e-mail today...

MY DEAR FRIEND,
I DO BELIEF THAT THIS MAIL WILL NOT BE A DISTURBANT TO YOUR LIFE OR MAKE YOU TO BE MORE REPUGNANT ABOUT MY PERSONALITY HENCE I HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE OTHER THEN TO CONSULT A PATHETIC FELLOW WHO MIGHT EXCEED HUMANTERIAN GESTURE
AND THEREBY TEMPER JUSTICE WITH MERCY UPON RECIEPIANT
OF THIS PROPOSAL TO ASSIST ME SECURE AND KEEP THIS MONEY THAT ARE NOW IN SECURITY COMPANY.

HOWEVER,I AM CHARLES TAYLOR,FORMER LIBERIAN PRESIDENT WHO WAS CURRENTLY DETHROWNED BY THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT GEORGE W.BUSH FOLLOWING HIS SELFISH MOTIVES TO RULE THE WORLD BY ACT OF WAR WHICH GENERATES KILLING SYNDROME
BOTH MILITARY AND CIVILIANS OF WHICH THE WORLD NEVER EXPERINCE ALL THIS ATTACKS DURING PRESIDENT CLINTON'S ERA.
OBVIOUSLY,I SAW THE WORLD WAISTING LIVES OF INNOCENT PEOPLE SO I DECIDED TO GIVE UP POWER IN OTHER TO CIRCUMVENT MORE KILLING THAT EMANATES AS A RESULT OF WAR.

//Jim here: I thought that of all the "presidents" out there, only Dubya had been enthroned.//

CONSENQUNTELY,I'VE BEEN GRANTED POLITICAL ASSYLUM BY PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA WHERE I LIVE NOW WITH MY FAMILY,BUT AM HERE TIDING UP MY THINGS ESPECIALLY MY FINANCES WHICH I CONSIDER AS MY
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT SO FAR AND WILL NOT BE HAPPY TO SEE
ANOTHER GOVERNMENT COME TO FREEZ MY ACCOUNT OR EVEN TRACE TO THE BANK WHERE I OPERATE AS THERE ARE SPECULATIONS TO FORESTALL MY GOING OUT TO NIGERIA
WITH MY ACQUIRED FUNDS.SO TO SAY,I HAVE BEEN OPPORTUNED TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF USD56,000,000 WHICH WAS DISGUISED AND SHIPPED TO ONE OF THE EUROPEIAN COUNTRY WHICH I WILL NOT MENTION NOW FOR SECURITY REASONS UNLESS I AM CONVINCED THAT YOU WILL BE OF HELP TO ME BEFORE I CAN OPEN UP
WHERE THE MONEY IS AND ALSO LET YOU KNOW SOME OTHER TRANSFER THAT I HAVE IN MIND TO EXECUTE IN AS MUCH AS THE ABOVE MENTION AMOUNT WILL BE IN GOOD CARE,FOLLOWING MY REASONS TO AVOID TRACE OR LIKAGE OF INFORMATION
THAT MAY CAUSE FREEZEN OF MY FUNDS IN DUE COURSE.
NEVERTHELESS,I WISH TO ADVICE THAT IF YOU'RE NOT OF AGE OR NOT CAPABLE OF DOING THIS BUSINESS,KINDLY OVER LOOK THIS PROPOSAL IN AS MUCH AS I GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THROUGH MY PERSONAL SEARCH.AND I WILL COMPENSATE YOU BASED ON THOROUGH NEGOTIATION WITH MY MR.GEOFFREY SANKOH WHO IS PRESENTLY IN NIGERIA WITH ME,YOU CAN CONTACT HIM ATTENTION THROUGH THIS EMAIL :

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