Wetzelbill
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:22 PM
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There is a really cute girl in the lab next to me right now ..... |
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and I was going to hit on her, but.....
She keeps talking to herself. A lot.
Crazy women are kinda sexy though. I could do without, oh, an ice pick to the skull later on tonight, though. You don't really shake off an ice pick to the skull. Of course, I wouldn't mind getting a little.
Oh hell, I better pass on this one.
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GOPisEvil
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:26 PM
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1. I talk to myself when I'm involved with something complicated. |
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I'm not crazy. :shrug:
Yes you are - you're loopy as a loon. Shut up! I'm sane as anyone. Anyone in an asylum, maybe. Look you! Knock it off!
Er, maybe you should talk to her - maybe she's not crazy, and is just being meticulous.
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:27 PM
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2. It's all fun and games |
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...and then you wake up with a severed johnson.
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THUNDER HANDS
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:27 PM
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Women who talk to themselves are awesome. You never have to talk back to them.
:)
(note- obviously that was a joke - of course you still have to talk to them, how else are then gonna know when you want them to shut up).
(note, Part II- obviously, this was also a joke - women should never be told to shut up).
(note, Part III - okay, there's maybe a few times they need to be told the shut their pie hole, but those are rare occasions).
(note Part IV - you know, like during the fourth quarter of football games or during the most intense scene of a movie).
(note Part V - obviously I'm kidding about everything in this thread).
(note Part VI - yes, really, I was kidding).
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:30 PM
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we've already carved your name into the "Will-Never-Get-Laid-Again" Tablet of Stone; you can quit backpedalling now.
;-)
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Wetzelbill
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:44 PM
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8. yeah right next to mine |
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:31 PM
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5. Psycho chicks are the best!! And she may not be crazy... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-30-03 03:43 PM by MindPilot
just really really smart (smart and crazy--that's like hot in scientific notation) and talks herself through whatever procedure she performing. (I know because I’m smart but not crazy and I do that.)
But you still have to remember that fundamental rule of Leykis 101: Never ever under any circumstances EVER date a coworker. Never. Don’t do it.
edited to protect my sanity
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omshanti
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:38 PM
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6. You sure she doesn't have a cellphone earpiece on? |
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I've been fooled by that a couple times -- I think the person is talking to themselves then they turn around and I see the earpiece in the other ear.
We live in times where a very fine line divides the sane from the insane...
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:41 PM
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7. Maybe she has one of those ear plug cell phones... |
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... and is actually talking to her boyfriend.
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:50 PM
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:45 PM
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9. I talk to myself all the time, and I'm not crazy... |
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or at least that's what I keep telling myself...
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Thu Oct-30-03 03:47 PM
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10. If she's got a split personality |
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Just think of it as a menage a trois!
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:27 PM
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12. Better a crazy chick than one with a BOYFRIEND. |
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Go for it. Us crazy chicks are FUN!
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