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Thu Oct-30-03 04:08 PM
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CAPTION the sad and all too late epiphany |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:09 PM
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1. I see it now - I was using a pentaGRAM, not a pentagon. |
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No wonder everythings' gone to hell.
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:10 PM
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2. Ohh...MAJOR combat operations...NOW you tell me! |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:17 PM
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3. "Wait a minute! It's not MY fault... |
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They're not giving me every penny I want to do this thing right. But as I've told you before, NOTHING bad is my fault!"
B-)
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:19 PM
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4. ZzzzaapppP! (Cost cutting no-bid Pentagon contractor rewires podium) |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:20 PM
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5. Rummy unveils his "Zombie-like merchant of death" Halloween costume |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:22 PM
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:22 PM
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7. let he who is without sin... |
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oh who am i kidding. just try not to hit the teeth. i need the teeth.
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:22 PM
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My little Mammy, I'd walk a million miles For one of your smiles My Mammy! Oh oh oh...
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:35 PM
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9. Golly! Those aren't flowers they're throwing at us! |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:36 PM
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10. "OH! Now I see! You thought we meant Iraq actually had WMDs when all we |
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meant was they probably would like to have them. That's what we meant when we said they had 'em. and . . . now I see, you thought we were talking literally . . . gee! Wow. Great to get that all straightened up. . . . Now, . . . who's next?"
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:42 PM
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11. And when I take Viagra, it's THIS big. |
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:43 PM
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You mean NOBODY thinks I"m funny?!?!
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:53 PM
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13. Saddam, my old friend Saddam.... wherefore art thou Saddam |
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Ossama, well, I saw him yesterday at Kennebunkport.
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Thu Oct-30-03 04:58 PM
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14. It came to me in a dream... |
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Rush Limbaugh's Ass. Terrifying. Acres of cellulite in a loose bag. The perfect weapon. The horror.
So we got the Florida DA's office to convince him to "volunteer." He's now circling western Pakistan in a C-130. When we get good ground intel, we're gonna shock and awe Osama with an EIB Bomb.
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:27 PM
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15. Rumsfeld: altogether now ... 1 - 2 - 3 ... lean forward ... |
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:32 PM
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16. singing: If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands |
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he sings it all the time down at the home, keeps him from noticing how badly he soils himself...
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:33 PM
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17. "I call one that long a Weapon Of Mass Destruction!" |
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Thats Right Folks, Bill Clinton's fault again!
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:37 PM
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18. "Say "amen" somebody! Have mercy!" n/t |
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:44 PM
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19. "And I'll tell ya folks, Bill Clinton's guided muscle is aimed at ........ |
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Washington and it's at least as big as a twelve megaton mushroom cloud! We should attack New York rite now, before that thing goes off and glues half of the bibles in AmeriKKKa shut forever!"
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Fri Oct-31-03 06:45 PM
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20. Rumsfeld: Trust me ... I have my hands on the wheel ... |
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