Who's Catwoman?

[slinkerwink]

I know Catwoman is a Batman character, but she seems to be somebody here on DU. I know I'm a newbie, but I don't think I've seen any posts by her yet. What's she like?

[goobergunch]

1. She is the primary victim of the M.A.T.C.O.M. triumvirate

(matcom, ZombyWoof, and GOPisEvil), who always hijack her threads.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Catwoman defies explanation. She must be experienced.

Stick around, you'll see her. :-)

[Nlighten1]

26. Excellent discription

LOL

[matcom]

3. who is catwoman? WHO IS CATWOMAN???

the sexy vixen who may or may not be the mother of my CHILDREN THAT'S WHO!!!

*just kidding*

a VERY FUNNY poster here at DU who is an absolute PEACH

:hi:

[slinkerwink]

4. she sounds great

Hopefully I'll get to meet Catwoman----you guys sure definitely build her up alot!

[matcom]

5. actually, we USUALLY knock her down

with our threadjacking prowess

:D

[ulysses]

14. wimps

Until you've cohosted a couple of DU gatherings with Cat, you just don't know. :D

Which reminds me, "leftist sugar" is supposed to be in town now - need to give those kids a call...

[arcane1]

7. oh yeah, stick around, you can't miss her

though I haven't seen her today...?

[Khephra]

9. She told me about THEY LIVE being on today

So I know she is around here somewhere.

[arcane1]

10. today too??

wasn't it on last night as well? Someone out there in tv land telling us something...?

we can hope!

[madrchsod]

13. i`m watching the

dumb assed fight scene right now,the only bad part of the movie....

[TrogL]

18. That doesn't scan properly

You're trying to sing it to Who is Sylvia by Schubert?

[supernova]

6. Hee Hee CatWoman is

a treasure. During the day you can usually find her over in GD (which, I think lately should be called G_d Damn!).

Just look for the Eleanor Roosevelt avatar! ;-)

[Khephra]

8. Catwoman is the designated DU Dominatrix

All must obey her wishes!

:evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

11. really, you don`t

want to know ..it`s just better left unknown..actually she does seem to be a very nice person....

[Richardo]

12. Let's see if we can raise her....

[slinkerwink]

15. awesome pic!

Is that what she looks like?

[matcom]

17. thanky thanky

i made that and YES it tis her. that is my "Mattsignal" to summond my fellow threadjackers to a Catwoman Thread.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

19. What, WHAT?!?! I saw the Mattsignal...

...no Catwoman thread? Oh poo!

I'm going grocery shopping then. Notice it is AFTER rush hour Matt. :P

[Zomby Woof]

24. buy me some garlic

Got some pizza to eat tomorrow AND ward off them vampires!

[geniph]

16. No, no, silly, that's YAKwoman!

stick around awhile, you'll understand.

[DrWeird]

20. Well, she's all you'd ever want!

She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she's never in the way
Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.
She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her.
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her
Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey.
Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy,
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine.
Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine
Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady
Talkin about this little lady
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the lady is mine
Yeah yeah She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine.

[Zomby Woof]

21. she's my little sister

:-)

[Vitruvius]

22. Kick

:kick:

[WillyT]

23. Cat !?! --- Have You Taken On Another Persona Just To Get More...

Than your usual share of worship???

:loveya:

[Capn Sunshine]

25. Certainly you've seen Catwoman here before......

<---don't piss her off

[carrowsboy]

27. SECRET ORIGINS

Catwoman was originally a mousy secretary at the RNC headquarters until she discovered Gilmore & Racicot were using ill-gotten donations for nefarious purposes!

She was just about to expose the story to the Palladin Press when she was pushed out of the top floor of the RNC office. Though there is much speculation, many believe it to be the wicked Barbara Bush who sent our dear Catwoman to an early grave.

Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for corporate dictators the world over, a group of alley cats ran around Cats' lifeless body...chewing on her fingers and sticking their heads in her mouth until new life was breathed into her!

Now prancing through the streets in a black vinyl costume rumored to be made of the tanned hide of Lee Atwater himself, Catwoman prowls the darkness looking for innocents (liberals) to save and wrong-doers (the BFEE) to punish!

[CatWoman]

28. *yawn* ..............doesn't want to be out of bed

now I see you guys having fun at my expense. What else is new?? :D

Hi there, slinkerwink :hi:

I was out of the loop mostly yesterday, and got a pm about this thread.

Watch your back -- M.A.T.C.O.M. is EVERYWHERE :D

[underpants]

29. Out of bed? What did you run out of peanuts?

I'll just be over here awaiting my "spank:

[GOPisEvil]

30. Don't forget the whipped cream!

I'll be in the punishment corner with UP. :spank:

[CatWoman]

31. If you two have anything to do with it

That will be etched onto my tombstone.

"Here lies CatWoman..............."

[slinkerwink]

32. good morning, catwoman

Hi!!! :toast:

[CatWoman]

33. Hi back atcha

:hi: