Have You Ever Slept With A Conservative?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Or a Republican?

If so, what was it like?

[LuLu550]

1. It was long ago

he had a small pecker, too. Vowed never to do it again (sleep with a Conservative or a guy with a small pecker).

[WindRavenX]

14. OMG, I had the same experience!!!

....no more conservatives. Ever.

[geniph]

31. Wow, strange coincidence!

The only guy I've ever seen who truly had an abnormally tiny endowment was a Republican. He was a true needle-dick, one of those ones where you're kind of wishing he'd use his pinky finger so you could feel it...

[alwynsw]

2. Every night!

And my last name ain't Carville. We check politics at the door.

[texastoast]

19. Too bad

Can you respect him/her in the morning?

[StopTheMorans]

3. well, for any of you MA DUers

I am currently sleeping with an employee of Bain & Co., the company founded by our current horrible puke governor, Mitt Romney. I even dried off with a Bain towel yesterday morning. Does that make me evil?

[kmla]

7. Nope. Just dirty.

Maybe some paper towels will help get off the grime...

:7

[SiobhanClancy]

8. No....

I was married to a Republican for years,and even slept with him from time to time:) I haven't found any correlation between party affiliation and sexual satisfaction(just my opinion,of course)

[StopTheMorans]

9. i agree with your last line:)

n/t

[Coventina]

4. er....um...well....never mind

I was going to ask a clarifying question....but I'm thinking better of it now....

[youngred]

5. Nope

I've had mostly non-political girlfriends, though a couple were flaming liberals.

I wouldn't be opposed to it though, politics isn't everything, just almost

[LuminousX]

6. Best Sex Ever

She was ultra kinky. She had the Madonna/Whore dichotomy down pat. Absolute uptight lady in public, absolutely sex crazed in private.

[Redbear]

29. I had a similar experience.

Mind-blowing.

Certainly proved to me that a relationship needs more than sex.

[Booberdawg]

10. I don't know

I suspect so. I wasn't concerned about politics at the time.

I think I need to go boil myself in bleach now. :-(

[stanwyck]

11. Yes. Liberal men are MUCH better

Really. Sisters, my advice, stay with the liberals. You'll thank me later.

[Wetzelbill]

12. you forgot another category

"Too drunk to remember or care"

[StopTheMorans]

13. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

*thinks to self*, "boy, I wish I hadn't voted yet" ;)

[SiobhanClancy]

15. Hey...

and I WAS going to introduce you to my(beautiful,ask Rational Rose)blonde daughter:)

[StopTheMorans]

17. but, but, but

DAMN IT (kicks self in the nuts)!!!!!!!!! That was in college! I'm better now! O8)

[Robb]

16. Yes, BUT:

...Apparently my masterful lovemaking turned her to the light side. :)

Or maybe she just wised up. Anyhoo, married her. All is well in our unabashedly liberal household.

[jobycom]

25. Hey, same here

She voted for Reagan, but now spouts anti-Reagan rhetoric almost as well as me. Thought she was just appeasing me at first, but I've watched her in arguments with conservatives, and she's a true believer.

So remember, sleep with a Republican, wake up with a Democrat!

[joeybee12]

18. You expect me to ask for party affiliation when I don't even ask for names

Geeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!

[Love Bug]

20. Never again!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: why give my cookies to someone who won't defend the bakery? :evilgrin:

[Javneh]

21. dunno why but...

this thread reminds me of a phrase from the song 'Self Esteem' by the Offspring

*snip*
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
*snip*

and yes when I was younger and single, politics did not play a part in my choices wrt the opposite sex

[junker]

Does margaret thatcher count?

if so still who the hell knows? Politics was never the motivating fuctor, uh, i mean factor.

[Padraig18]

28. Margaret THATCHER!

A spoon! Someone gimme a SPOON! My eyes, my EYES! Aaaaayyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :P

[jonnyblitz]

22. I wasnt political during my most sexually active period

so I probably did a few log cabin republicans without knowing it!

[Aristus]

23. Every night and I LOVE IT!!!

And her. Politics end at the bedside. We have a very satisfying life together.

[Brucey]

24. I won't even talk to repugs.

Or touch them. Sex? I'm no whore.

[nomaco-10]

26. I have three questions that must be

answered "no" by all perspective suiters, 1. Are you married? 2. Have you ever been in prison? If so, please explain (some might get a pass on this, depending what they did) 3rd. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the republican party. This is the clincher, no nookie for repukies.

[Brucey]

30. Excellent!

You are my hero.

[GregW]

27. Yep! Every night!

:evilgrin:

[bleedingheart]

32. I dated a Repug in college

all he did was try and demean me and make me feel bad about myself...that relationship didn't last long

[CO Liberal]

33. My First Wife Was a Republican

After we were divorced, she came out as a lesbian. Later, she voted for Clinton when she realized the GOP was not for her.......

[populistmom]

34. Only someone too sexually conservative

But politically, no way. Have to have some standards.

[CBHagman]

35. No, but I was born to two Republicans.

:evilgrin:

[TrogL]

36. Worse, I corrupted a conservative

[Skittles]

37. no

I like 'em a bit bigger. :O

[LTR]

38. ???

I dunno. I imagine that I slept with quite a few who didn't even know who the president was.

[ProudGerman]

39. I had sex with a pro war woman

Pro war meaning she couldn't wait for the war to start. She was pro sex too, non stop flirting, and the first time we were alone he clothes came off.


It sucked. Her performance in bed was much like her pro war stance, she was all for it, but wouldn't be bothered to do anything to help. I really dislike a woman who will just lay there and scream.

[leftofthedial]

40. yes

but she woke up a liberal