The Lone Liberal
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Thu Oct-30-03 05:55 PM
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Desperately seeking 12 practicing witches or warlocks |
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For purpose of establishing a DU coven before tomorrow evening. Writer will supply large cauldron and barrels of mead. Sans clothing ritual optional. Please, respond only if you are not routinely into summoning large, bad-ass demons.
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angeleyes
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:21 PM
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But the mead is no problem. Naked is where it is at!
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TrogL
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:30 PM
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2. So Cthulhu is out of the question? |
The Lone Liberal
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:37 PM
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4. Absolutely, straight out--no demons… |
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Edited on Thu Oct-30-03 07:00 PM by The Lone Liberal
It is hard enough to get 13 together for All Hollows Eve without some foul tempered demon consuming one or two. So please, lets see if we can get through one of these things without becoming hors d'oeuvres for the underworld.
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:51 PM
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6. "Hors d'oeuvres for the underworld" I LOVE IT |
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Funniest damn thing I've read all day.
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Thu Oct-30-03 07:15 PM
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As long as you don't piss them off to badly, they're relatively easy to cope with.
Just don't make any sudden movements, make any strong smells except farting (they seem to like that, but one of them sniffing you is kinda eerie) and respect their space.
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:36 PM
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I'm all about summoning large, bad-ass demons.
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Thu Oct-30-03 06:49 PM
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5. I have been summoning large, bad-ass demons all day. |
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Thu Oct-30-03 07:22 PM
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8. I work in a State agency in Texas... |
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bad-ass demons don't scare me none. Bring 'em on. ;-)
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greatauntoftriplets
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Thu Oct-30-03 07:39 PM
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10. If you want bad-ass demons.... |
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...try working in the corporate world!!!
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Thu Oct-30-03 07:26 PM
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although favoring fluffy angels over large bad-ass demons seems a bit like prefering bunny rabbits to wolverines. not really a good/bad thing for me. Guess it's more of a personal health and hygiene issue, huh?
what did you have in mind?????
:hi:
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Thu Oct-30-03 07:43 PM
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11. Would sprytes and wood nymphs be acceptable? |
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:34 PM
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12. Well, as long as you're planning |
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to summon some demons, send 'em due East, to Washington DC to a certain low IQ person.
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:41 PM
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I haven't summoned a large, bad-ass demon in ages--I gave it up for Yule.
Mead, no clothes...sounds good. Tell me there will be drums and I shall run, not walk!
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Thu Oct-30-03 11:48 PM
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14. I'll bring my favorite grimoire. |
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Alhazred, Abdul. Al Azif: The Necronomicon.
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greatauntoftriplets
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Fri Oct-31-03 10:23 PM
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15. And when and where are we convening tonight? |
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Fri Oct-31-03 10:26 PM
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16. Stroke of midnight! Silly. |
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Fri Oct-31-03 10:52 PM
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After handing out candy to 400+ kids, I won't be up that late!
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