What kind of drunk are you?

[MrScorpio]

Me? I just reinforced by belief that I'm a HAPPY drunk.

Bless you, oh Goddess of Screwdrivers

YOU?

[bigwillq]

1. Happy.Yappy.Horny.

:hi:

[Droopy]

2. I'm a happy yappy drunk

Problem is that I have no one to be yappy with when I'm drunk most of the time so I will have to settle with happy.

[stepnw1f]

3. I'm Not... But I'll Be Stoned Soon

:evilgrin:

[Mojambo]

45. I'm just sitting down to do that myself.

Enjoy!

[Spacemom]

4. Dude, did I ever tell you that I love you?

I love everybody and everybody loves me and everyone is my best friend when I've been drinking.

Can you tell that I've been drinking? :evilgrin:

[Kathleen04]

5. Happy..

I usually get told "You are SO FUNNY when you are drunk" to which I always end up saying "I am ALWAYS FUNNY, just face it!!" :) :)

[UncleSepp]

6. Singy.

Especially with red wine for some reason. One evening at a friend's house, I drank too much red wine and was told that I spent the evening singing German folk songs and trying to get the rest of the house to join in.

Nobody in the house spoke German...

[MrScorpio]

9. Let's sing some.. I'll start

Ich liebe dich, mein Liebling...

[all.of.me]

7. happy and cheap! two beers will do me in......

[Swede]

8. All of the above at one time or another.

99% of the time happy.

[terrya]

10. Friendly. And the inhitibtions seem to disappear.

I seem to do things that I wouldn't normally do. :-)

[bigwillq]

11. Don't we all!

;)

[New Earth]

12. happy, horny, and philosophical

and funny. i will make crazy jokes and talk nonsense, then i'll tell you all about God and our existence, then i'll try to have sex with you.

trust me, happens every time :crazy:

[Swede]

14. Can you PM me your phone number?

:)

[New Earth]

16. bwahahahaha

sure, i'm only on my third beer now though, you'll have to wait till i'm on my 6th :P

[Swede]

24. Gawrsh!

:blush:

[New Earth]

25. can i ask you something

would you be freaked out if some drunk girl moaned in your ear? not like a loud one, but almost she did it by accident :blush: :cry:

[Swede]

28. Of course I would.

I'd lose all my cool. But in a good way.

[New Earth]

29. lol

what if you had a girlfriend though? :cry:

[Swede]

31. Your not making this easy.

I would shiver,and say "Lady,you have flattered me,but my life, my love, and my lady is taken."

[New Earth]

32. lol

GODDAMMIT LIFE SUCKS!!!!!

[Swede]

33. Faye,you have made my day,today.

I thank you.

[New Earth]

34. why is that?

i cuffused :shrug:

[Swede]

36. You just have.

We probably live 1000 miles apart,but something has.

[New Earth]

37. haha

you're just trying to flatter ME now cuz i'm drinking :P

[Swede]

39. But of course.

My intentions should not be respected. I may be a gentleman,but I am drunk too,so I hope I am not too much the scoundrel.

[New Earth]

40. hahahaha

ok then i forgive you.

man i love being drunk :bounce:

[Swede]

42. Faye you have such a lovely name.

Swede is so gauche.

[New Earth]

44. lol

no way dude. Swede is HOT.

[Swede]

46. My Haiku Faye

Clouds roll in the sky
Foamy waves touch Swedes soul,
Fayes' words wets his cheeks.

[New Earth]

48. lmao

:loveya: watch out i might have to come to Canada soon :o

[Swede]

49. I wish.

It was raining hard in 'Frisco,
I needed one more fare to make my night.
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down,
She got in at the light.
Oh, where you going to, my lady blue,
It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain.
She just looked out the window, and said
"Sixteen Parkside Lane".
Something about her was familiar
I could swear I'd seen her face before,
But she said, "I'm sure you're mistaken"
And she didn't say anything more.
It took a while, but she looked in the mirror,
And she glanced at the license for my name.
A smile seemed to come to her slowly,
It was a sad smile, just the same.
And she said, "How are you Harry?"
I said, "How are you Sue?
Through the too many miles
and the too little smiles
I still remember you."
It was somewhere in a fairy tale,
I used to take her home in my car.
We learned about love in the back of the Dodge,
The lesson hadn't gone too far.
You see, she was gonna be an actress,
And I was gonna learn to fly.
She took off to find the footlights,
And I took off to find the sky.
Oh, I've got something inside me,
To drive a princess blind.
There's a wild man, wizard,
He's hiding in me, illuminating my mind.
Oh, I've got something inside me,
Not what my life's about,
Cause I've been letting my outside tide me,
Over 'till my time, runs out.
Baby's so high that she's skying,
Yes she's flying, afraid to fall.
I'll tell you why baby's crying,
Cause she's dying, aren't we all.
There was not much more for us to talk about,
Whatever we had once was gone.
So I turned my cab into the driveway,
Past the gate and the fine trimmed lawns.
And she said we must get together,
But I knew it'd never be arranged.
And she handed me twenty dollars,
For a two fifty fare, she said
"Harry, keep the change."
Well another man might have been angry,
And another man might have been hurt,
But another man never would have let her go...
I stashed the bill in my shirt.
And she walked away in silence,
It's strange, how you never know,
But we'd both gotten what we'd asked for,
Such a long, long time ago.
You see, she was gonna be an actress
And I was gonna learn to fly.
She took off to find the footlights,
And I took off for the sky.
And here, she's acting happy,
Inside her handsome home.
And me, I'm flying in my taxi,
Taking tips, and getting stoned,
I go flying so high, when I'm stoned

[Swede]

51. A long time ago I had a lady to love..

She was my everthing.

[MrScorpio]

15. Faye, What were you thinking when we hanging at that inaugual party?

C'mon now. You can be honest with me

[New Earth]

17. lol

i was probably thinking of doing everyone in the room, at one point or the other :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

18. I kinda had that feeling

But since I'm a gentleman, I knew that I was safe

[BrklynLiberal]

13. Looks like a nominating list for the new version of the Seven Dwarfs

[New Earth]

19. lol

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

20. Am I that transparent?

I was tinking tat

[Der Blaue Engel]

21. Where's Slutty?

My dwarf was not listed. :cry:

[MrScorpio]

23. Use "Grabby"

It's the catch all

[Lydia Leftcoast]

22. Giggly, followed by sleepy, followed by

an axe-in-the-skull headache and a hair-trigger pukey stomach, both lasting for at least 12 hours.

I learned my lesson over 20 years ago and haven't gone beyond giggly since then.

[Elidor]

26. On a good night, I'll hit each of those emotions

:evilgrin:

[Nikia]

27. I generally get easily annoyed

This can lead to other emotions and I have tried to get into physical fights. Fortunately/unfortunately I have found that if I get high right before getting drunk, I will not get like this. Unfortunately, this got me into sort of a bad situation.

[VelmaD]

30. Depends on the company I'm with...

I tend to be a very touchy-feely drunk. That slips easily into horny drunk if I'm with the right person. :)

[libodem]

35. Happy

but not overly so. I try to drink responsibly.. Yes that's it I'm a responsible drunk.

[dhinojosa]

38. I am my true self...which unfortunately is sullen and serious....

but when I am sober I am a happy go lucky nutcase. :)

[nuxvomica]

41. I recite Coleridge and do Neil Young impressions

But not both at the same time. At least, I've never been that drunk. So I voted "yappy".

[Mojambo]

43. Most frequently, naked. n/t

[SW FL Dem]

47. Other: It depends on timing

Some times of the month, I am a happy drunk. Other times, I tend to be really bitchy.

[katinmn]

50. Happy then Grabby then Sleepy

:) That's the normal progression.

[JohnKleeb]

52. Definely Happy

and glad of it.