Why is it that every woman who is attracted to me (or vice versa)

[Arkana]

is a frothing Repuke? Did I do something in a past life? Was I Mussolini or something?? WHY?????? :banghead:

Sorry, it's been a long week.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. gee, that must be tough

Put out vibes to the universe to bring you someone more compatible.

[CatWoman]

2. Hey!! I'm not a repuke!!!!

:D

[Arkana]

6. Huh?

:freak:

[CatWoman]

8. LOL

Just teasing ya!!!

:hi:

[ewagner]

3. Don't take this too seriously

but is it possible that you are selecting women who have a bra size greater than their IQ? :evilgrin:

[Arkana]

5. Oh, har de har har.

No, seriously...bra size isn't my top priority, believe it or not. Most of these women strike me as very bright, except for the fact that the abortion issue turns them into frothing psychopaths. I can think of three right off the bat who fit this criteria.

[gmoney]

4. Hey, at least women are attracted to you.

And if she's a frothing repuke, punch holes in the rubber and change her opinion on the "pro choice" question...

[Kathleen04]

7. So wrong.

x(

[mcctatas]

18. But oh so friggin funny!

[Robeson]

9. Maybe you look like an accountant or business finance major....

....:shrug:

[vogonjiltz]

19. Hey now, business majors can be dems too!

[Hand]

10. Insh'Allah... nt

[Arkana]

11. OK, I do believe that's Arabic for "Oh God," or something like that

Am I right?

[Hand]

15. Pretty much...

Another way to parse it is "It is the will of Allah," which answers your original question, I hope--not necessarily in a satisfactory or constructive fashion, however. :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. Do you have a lot of money?

Not that there aren't liberal gold-diggers, but ...

[Arkana]

13. I only wish I did, but I don't.

:P

[philosophie_en_rose]

16. Do you go to the First Baptist Church in your sig line?

Speaking very generally, perhaps liberal women in Baptist Churches are like jewels. Rare and precious.

[Arkana]

20. Nope. I'm an atheist.

[The Animator]

14. I've been attracted to breasts... I mean... women before...

Only to find out that that they were in fact, babbling idots er.. I mean... Bush Suppo... babbling idiots.

Then strangley enough I tend to lose interest in them rather quickly. Pretty sad when bra size, alone, doesn't do it for me anymore, maybe I'm "maturing"...

...

Nah.

[Skittles]

17. perhaps you need a royal ass-kicking, Arkana

I will schedule one pronto.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

21. Arkana, start looking for ladies in your local Sierra Club chapter or

your local Democratic organization or your local peace group.

Stay out of them honky-tonk bars and Ayn Rand fan club meetings. :-)